THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[BigAl]

Afternoon fellow half baked melts

[manc_don]

Was impressed with the posh bits grasp of the English language though. Unusual for them

[Reekie_Red]

4 hours ago, manc_don said:

Was impressed with the posh bits grasp of the English language though. Unusual for them

Even managed an apostrophe in the right place. I expected him to use "Their" twice

[Jute]

Kingsley’s hamstring injury looks like putting him out to end of the season. 

[BigAl]

44 minutes ago, Jute said:

Kingsley’s hamstring injury looks like putting him out to end of the season. 

Oh dear

What a shame

Looks like my season ending injury wish has borne fruit after all 

[Jute]

48 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Oh dear

What a shame

Looks like my season ending injury wish has borne fruit after all 

Wasn’t going to mention your dark powers……..

[BigAl]

Hearts, Hearts, Glorious Hearts

24 carot gold comedy

Actually on reflection that should maybe be 25 

[OxfordDon]

On 02/12/2024 at 11:57, RicoS321 said:

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: oxymoron; plural noun: oxymorons

a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. faith unfaithful kept him falsely true ).

"that fashionable rhetorical novelty, the humblebrag, is itself an oxymoron"

ibroxymoron

/ˌeɪbrɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: ibroxymoron; plural noun: the peepul

a figure of ridicule in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. "we're still the same club but we don't owe any money" ).

[OxfordDon]

13 minutes ago, OxfordDon said:

ibroxymoron

/ˌeɪbrɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: ibroxymoron; plural noun: the peepul

a figure of ridicule in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. "we're still the same club but we don't owe any money" ).

And yes, I know this is a thead about Hearts but it was an open goal.

Although thinking about it that wouldn't apply to Hearts either.  An easy win?  A.... tap-in....... hmmmmm.

 

A joke.  A terrible joke.  There, we're back on topic.

[Jute]

Bottom 6 shite again. 11th season in last 13 that this yo-yo  club has finished below us. 
 

[Reekie_Red]

I dont like Hibs. But I do enjoy it when they finish above the Jambos. They were only third biggest when Romanov fes them his crooked cash. In terms of hate, I rate them marginally below the Old Firm. 

[tom_widdows]

Really looking forward to this weeks press release

Just a shame county didnt win as that would have pulled jambos right into the playoff mix

[OrlandoDon]

Pretty sure the unfair second yellow on devlin last week was the reason Dundee won today. 

[tom_widdows]

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/207235-critchley-post-dundee/#comments

 

For those looking for some schadenfreude

[Stewart]

23 minutes ago, tom_widdows said:

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/207235-critchley-post-dundee/#comments

 

For those looking for some schadenfreude

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/blogs/news/club-statement-critchley-garrity-depart-2

McInnes in? 

[Jute]

Liam Fox in as interim manager. 

[RicoS321]

Hilarious. Who the fuck listened to that man and thought "he's a manager"? In Scotland? Fucking hell. 

[tom_widdows]

2 year payout too.

Nice work if you can get it

[OxfordDon]

3 hours ago, Jute said:

Liam Fox in as interim manager. 

Looking forward to next week's statement - "Another Manager Fox Off"

Edited Saturday at 22:37 by OxfordDon