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THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

What a win

What an atmosphere

There were terrible, just a shame we didn't hammer them, but given all the 1-0 wins they've had over us in recent years I'll take that with bells on.

 

Surely we must win on tue, then it is a huge game at the Hunnery.  After that it should only be ours to throw away. 

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Maybe it means don't move the club west to Kingsford?

Or they wont accept those with erectile disfunction?

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And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year.

3 hours ago, wee toon red said:

And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year.

It's a big anniversary for them this year though and they are on track to emulate it, out of the cup already. 

I'm as comfortable as I can be, of them winning the league, as it won't rid them of their FIVE top flight relegations and two administrations.

Doesn't matter how bad we are, Hearts will always be shyte. 

Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for.

Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie?

"Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets."

We'll be lucky to make the bottom six on our form.

33 minutes ago, Panda said:

Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for.

Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie?

"Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets."

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

12 minutes ago, Goldie03 said:

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

Seconded.

It would be saving them from another Dens Park 86.

Who could play the Albert Kidds role in that scenario?

 

Milanovic?

 

I'm gonna go for Nicky Devlin 😉

1 hour ago, Goldie03 said:

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

They wouldn't get more tickets anyway as we're unable to do so. Sure Rangers should have been entitled to 20% in the cup a few years ago, and Aberdeen explained they couldn't do it.

I was suggesting cutting their tickets from the usual 1,600 they get now, because the 600 allocation we get down there is dreadful.

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The absolute state of this btw.  That is fucking rancid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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36 minutes ago, tlg1903 said:

The absolute state of this btw.  That is fucking rancid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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WTF is that.

Quite apt that they're marking the year of the horse, seeing as they're going to collapse at the end of the league season like Devon Loch.

2 hours ago, swaddon said:

Quite apt that they're marking the year of the horse

Why, has Dave MacPherson died?

Derek McInnes says Hearts are "starting to annoy people".

"Starting to"? They've been annoying me for years.

He's the most annoying thing about them. He is the smuggest prick in the Scottish game and why so many Dons fans still hold a candle for him all never know. A face you'd never tire of smacking. 

28 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

He's the most annoying thing about them. He is the smuggest prick in the Scottish game and why so many Dons fans still hold a candle for him all never know. A face you'd never tire of smacking. 

Mason89 will be impressed with your sentiments!

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A Celtic supporting mate was asking me yesterday who Aberdeen fans in general want to win the league. Thinking about it, I don't know what the general feeling is. I know just as many who want Hearts to win it as those who don't.

The thought of Celtic winning a league and cup double after the season they've had would be a real sickener. Not sure I have ever wanted Rangers to win any trophy. And Hearts winning it would leave a horrible taste in the throat.

I just want some sort of laughable meltdown from someone. Whoever it is, I want someone to be on the verge of winning it, then blow it 1986 style. It's a shame it can't happen to all three of them.

 

22 minutes ago, Panda said:

A Celtic supporting mate was asking me yesterday who Aberdeen fans in general want to win the league. Thinking about it, I don't know what the general feeling is. I know just as many who want Hearts to win it as those who don't.

The thought of Celtic winning a league and cup double after the season they've had would be a real sickener. Not sure I have ever wanted Rangers to win any trophy. And Hearts winning it would leave a horrible taste in the throat.

I just want some sort of laughable meltdown from someone. Whoever it is, I want someone to be on the verge of winning it, then blow it 1986 style. It's a shame it can't happen to all three of them.

 

I'm OK with them winning it. Not cheering them on or anything, but OK.

We can't moan about no club, outwith the glasgow three, winning it since 85, then moan when another team wins it.

I still reckon they will blow it at Parkhead in the last game.

We will always be the bigger and better club and the only Scottish club with two European trophies to their name.

If Hearts do win it, the most annoying thing will be that we could have won it if we hadn't had such a bad season. And it could be decades before both the gruesome twosome are so bad in the same season again.

I’m sticking resolutely to the ‘don’t want hearts to win it’ line rather than wanting Celtic to. Whatever the unintended consequences of them blowing it are is so deep into meh I can’t even express a view. If I was pushed on a choice between the three it would be Celtic then Jambos……Sevco aren’t a consideration, ever. The whole season is an utter disaster but at least I’m not a Hibs fan. Their pain is palpable 🤣

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I am still holding out for the orange skinned man child turning the world to ash before any of three win the league. 

1 hour ago, Jupiter said:

And it could be decades before both the gruesome twosome are so bad in the same season again.

That's the thing for me. See if Hearts were to win it, and were then in the running again next season, I'd respect it.

It's the fact you just know they won't even be top three next season!

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