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The forum seems lacking in talk of the greatest game in the world, but Mr Scientist set me thinking this morning with the below....

 

We have always known that Balmedie was a white elephant and his claim that it would be the greatest course in the world was always completely laffable. It's not even the best course within 5 miles of there and there are numerous better in the NE let alone Scotland let alone the UK let alone Europe let alone the world. What he didn't factor in and we all knew was that you can't sell tickets for a minimum of 5 months out of 12. The haar comes in during peak times, July & August to wipe out some days and it's way too cold for tourists in the winter. Plus the price was so ridiculous he was never going to get locals to play it more than once, or occasionally twice or more if a freebie.

While I agree with all of the rest, plus you missed out that he didn't bargain for how long a course takes to be ready for play from new build in our climate, I take issue with how good the course is.

 

Let's forget Trump being a total erse, that's a given. And we'll move past best course in the world because again, that's a helluva tall order, and will always be subjective anyway, and obviously it isn't.

 

I honestly don't think even Royal Snoberdeen can beat it, far less anywhere else in the north east, he truly has built an astonishing layout.

 

What are your issues with the course?

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Molinari is just fabulous  :thumbsup:

Canny believe the Foursomes have started already

C'mon Europe

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That’s more like it! Clean sweep is one thing - but the margins of victory will be stressing the yanks out more than anything. A share of the spoils tomorrow would leave us in good shape going into day 3.  8)

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They go on and on about the great atmosphere. It's a fucking awful, contrived "atmosphere", full of stupid costumes, public schoolboy and corporate types who never got into football but who always wanted to be, to feel the communalism and tribalism and the sense of belonging their privileged little lives never had.

 

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I'm loving the Garcia/McIlroy partnership

Lovely start to a Saturday morning  ;)

I'm loving the Garcia/McIlroy partnership

Lovely start to a Saturday morning  ;)

 

Molinari and Fleetwood is a good a gooden too

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Still the best live sport event of all though

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A humping.

 

Monty did say Europe had an exceptional team...

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Aberdeen man David Law won the European Tour event just now in style with an eagle at the last. Brilliant performance and well deserved. There are no shortcuts to success. This 27 year old has worked so hard and having witnessed his last 28 holes when he won at Spey Valley last year, he's one of the most improved golfers I've ever seen. So chuffed for him and hopefully a MASSIVE boost for the sport in the North East  :thumbsup:

Aye brilliant stuff, and having taken so long to get on tour, amazing that he's not just done well, but won a tournament so soon.

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I've had three since then, and made sure to buy everybody in the clubhouse a drink afterwards.

 

The first was mid 80's at Carnoustie on a wet winter day, cost me less than a fiver.

 

The second was at Alford on a midweek afternoon, cost me less than a fiver.

 

The third was in a medal at my home club in St Andrews about 2005/2006. That cost me £21 as the custom is to put 3 x half bottles on the bar.

 

It's a monkey off the back, a rite of passage, the hole in one. Great feeling.

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