THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[OrlandoDon]

Is no left turns something to do with our inverted wingers? 

[swaddon]

Maybe it means don't move the club west to Kingsford?

[tom_widdows]

Or they wont accept those with erectile disfunction?

[BigAl]

Shankland out for 6-8 weeks.

 

[wee toon red]

And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year.

[TheDonbytheDee]

3 hours ago, wee toon red said:

And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year.

It's a big anniversary for them this year though and they are on track to emulate it, out of the cup already. 

I'm as comfortable as I can be, of them winning the league, as it won't rid them of their FIVE top flight relegations and two administrations.

Doesn't matter how bad we are, Hearts will always be shyte. 

[Panda]

Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for.

Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie?

"Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets."

[swaddon]

We'll be lucky to make the bottom six on our form.

[Goldie03]

33 minutes ago, Panda said:

Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for.

Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie?

"Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets."

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

[TheDonbytheDee]

12 minutes ago, Goldie03 said:

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

Seconded.

It would be saving them from another Dens Park 86.

Who could play the Albert Kidds role in that scenario?

 

Milanovic?

 

[Goldie03]

I'm gonna go for Nicky Devlin 

[Panda]

1 hour ago, Goldie03 said:

They can fuck right off with any more tickets 

They wouldn't get more tickets anyway as we're unable to do so. Sure Rangers should have been entitled to 20% in the cup a few years ago, and Aberdeen explained they couldn't do it.

I was suggesting cutting their tickets from the usual 1,600 they get now, because the 600 allocation we get down there is dreadful.