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It's an experimental squad, that's for sure. But then, that's what friendly matches are for.

Kate Bush - This Woman's Work

Don't blame yourself. I blame Dave Cormack.

Banchory's Neil Simpson (nae oor Simmy) won GB's only medal at the Winter Paralympics. A silver ane.

Then get them playing fitba on the beach.

No.

Get them running up and down the beach. That'll get them fit. Or drowned.

Another nonce bites the dust. John Alford, formerly of Grange Hill and London's Burning, has been found dead in his cell at HMP Bure.

The new boss will be aiming to extend his unbeaten start as Aberdeen manager when Robbo's Rockin' Red & White Roadshow pulls up at Ibrox on Saturday 21st March at the ungodly hour of 5:45 pm. I fancy us to derail their title ambitions by beating them 2-1, Nisbet and Lazetic to score.

All About Eve - Farewell Mr Sorrow

Six points the gap now between Killie and us. I'm slightly mair feart.

We are being linked with 30 year old Bromley (League 2) defender Omar Sowunmi.

I heard it's because Dave Cormack can't stand that unfunny prick Michael McIntyre being on the telly so often.

Bill Conti - Gonna Fly Now

Apart fae those two scumbags Barrhun and Bohun, Tavernier and Butland, I honestly couldn't name a single current Rangers player.