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If McGhee is carrying on with the 3 upfront, Paton's a better option in one of the wide positions than Mackie or Maguire. Having a full season as a regular starter might be the making of him though rather than a bit part player here.

According to McGhee the deal he said was available was taken off the table so our interest dropped.

Chris Clark was gash. We only missed him because we didn't replace him, he just became a hole in the squad that was marginally less effective than the player himself.

Seeing as Foster is the only full back we have on our books, I'd hope they wouldn't be mutually exclusive. The deal's off anyway according to McGhee, so it'll be back down to Sainsbury's spare change counting machine to see if we've got enough for Basey yet.

D = A-(STH+C) D = Dicks A = Attendance STH = Season Ticket Holders CC = Concessions As we have 4/5000 season ticket holders and if we assume 1/2000 punters are paying concessions to get in, as many as 5000 paying Aberdeen fans could be dicks every other week.

The fact that the famous Aberdeen want to sign him in the first place should be all the impressing he needs.

Fucks sake

That's the one, always full of knuckle draggers looking for a scrap.

I just got RedTV for the first time. Maybe it's just me or my browser, but in the flash player, I can't adjust the volume or skip the timeline forwards/backwards. In fact, I can't see any controls whatsoever. I paid £39.99 for the year, mainly for the highlights that I can't view on BBC because I'm overseas, but it seems a bit of a piss take that they're asking for an extra £20 2 days later to view content that had been previously provided as part of the package I paid for. It's not a huge deal, but you'd think they'd sort it out before taking subscriptions for this season.

Out of our 4-5000 season ticket holders, are there really that many who have tickets they're not eligible for? It's not going to have any real effect on the club either way. And it's not really worth having a moral crusade about either. If I can get away with paying less than I should for something, even if I'm more than able to pay the full price, then I'm going to do it whether it be football tickets, train fares, prostitutes or whatever. Obviously, that doesn't include any criminal behaviour, but I can live with a bit of mild dishonesty It doesn't make me, or anyone else who does so, a bad person. That's already covered by plenty of other things.

Loophole's probably not the word I was looking for, but if you're studying for professional accountancy exams, you can apply for an NUS Associate Card even though you're not in full time (or even part time) education for a cost of £10/year. To be fair to the club, there's not really any way of them knowing.

I had a student season ticket for 6 years after leaving full time education thanks to a handy loophole I took advantage of. If I was unable to do that, I would've paid for a full price adult one.

Range Rover Sport Supercharged

He'll stir fry some ideas in his mind wok and run one of them up the flag pole to see if anyone salutes.

Elgin will do!

Seems quite obvious to me...

Have a look at the comments under the story here: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/08/01/agony-of-woman-as-fiance-is-caught-having-sex-with-another-woman-on-rooftop-86908-22456212/ Boy's denying he was shagging her. She was naked, he was there but not shagging her but he didn't have a camera either. Needs a better alibi methinks.

Killie, St Mirren, Hamilton, ICT are all going to be honking, St Johnstone and Motherwell had good seasons last season but they're both lacking in any sort of quality. Top 6 is apparently our target, but looking at the competition, we should almost be there by default. It's going to be a dire season.

I had to Google Hardeep Singh Kohli and it seems he's neither a chef nor a comedian.

http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/1849756/

From the sounds of it Basey should be signing before the weekend, that should hopefully prevent us from having to play people out of position.

I'm assuming Basey is a cheap replacement for Grassi although you'd hope it would be a bit of an improvement on the latter.

It's our 3rd pre-season game with a team that is chopped and changed throughout the match to ensure everyone gets a runout with a squad of players who largely haven't played with each other in a game against a team that is fairly advanced in their pre-season schedule and whose league campaign starts in a week so will be a bit sharper. It's not really worth getting the razor blades out just yet.

As it stands, we only have 1 central midfielder in the squad, and he's just turned 17. I think we'd need to be signing more than 2 anyway.

Jon Macken also been touted as being on his way up the road too.