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I had a student season ticket for 6 years after leaving full time education thanks to a handy loophole I took advantage of. If I was unable to do that, I would've paid for a full price adult one.

Range Rover Sport Supercharged

He'll stir fry some ideas in his mind wok and run one of them up the flag pole to see if anyone salutes.

Elgin will do!

Seems quite obvious to me...

Have a look at the comments under the story here: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/08/01/agony-of-woman-as-fiance-is-caught-having-sex-with-another-woman-on-rooftop-86908-22456212/ Boy's denying he was shagging her. She was naked, he was there but not shagging her but he didn't have a camera either. Needs a better alibi methinks.

Killie, St Mirren, Hamilton, ICT are all going to be honking, St Johnstone and Motherwell had good seasons last season but they're both lacking in any sort of quality. Top 6 is apparently our target, but looking at the competition, we should almost be there by default. It's going to be a dire season.

I had to Google Hardeep Singh Kohli and it seems he's neither a chef nor a comedian.

http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/1849756/

From the sounds of it Basey should be signing before the weekend, that should hopefully prevent us from having to play people out of position.

I'm assuming Basey is a cheap replacement for Grassi although you'd hope it would be a bit of an improvement on the latter.

It's our 3rd pre-season game with a team that is chopped and changed throughout the match to ensure everyone gets a runout with a squad of players who largely haven't played with each other in a game against a team that is fairly advanced in their pre-season schedule and whose league campaign starts in a week so will be a bit sharper. It's not really worth getting the razor blades out just yet.

As it stands, we only have 1 central midfielder in the squad, and he's just turned 17. I think we'd need to be signing more than 2 anyway.

Jon Macken also been touted as being on his way up the road too.

I'd take him, can't see him choosing us over Hearts though.

Folly and Basey sound like they could be useful purely from reading their Wikipedia pages. Obviously not players to build a team around though.

Would this guy not have been a better option? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/i/inverness_ct/8821477.stm International teammate of 2 of our new signings, available for free, played regular football last season.

On the theme of utterly pointless stories, from today's EE: Who is Ruaidhri Higgins and why should we care what he thinks? Really scraping the barrel now.

I'd be concerned if he was a replacement for Lee Miller but otherwise sounds a good addition to the squad and hope he can make a name for himself.

Probably not, we'll wait until the end of July to save a month's wages.

As long as it's not at the expense of a proper left back, I'm not too disappointed, at least we know what his limitations are and what we can expect from him which saves us the hassle of bringing in another posse of journeyman trialists and settling on the least worst.

Going to a good school too! However, I'm not sure what's happening here:

Darren Bailey's spot on, Aluko's a professional football player, he shouldn't be spending his evenings watching TV, he should be out getting drunk with the rest of the team. Disgraceful.

Alright, anyone for Scrabble?