I just want to see what folk think about this latest piece of English bullshit.

 

So Monty doesn't bother looking to Faldo..the least successful, least inspirational Ryder cup captain in living memory for advice...and so Monty is a cunt...

 

I'm no golf expert but that seems beyond pathetic from what I can see!

Don't think i've ever seen a top pro lip out as much as Mickelson.  Which is good as I can't stand the god-fearing gormless idiot.

A good winner, just a shame he's a hun bastard.

 

One of the most entertaining players in the world to watch though.

 

Anyway, well done Clarke - surely a very popular winner!

You have ruined my Sunday bb. I didn't know he was a hun and I refuse to believe it. Those folk from Norn are just as likely to support Wigan, Nottingham Forest, Dundee United, Fulham or Brechin City from my experience.

 

Loved the fact he smokes fags when he's on the course. Mon the normal non-athlete drinking classes.

Last 17 golf major winners: Ireland 6 US 5 S Africa 3 Rest of World 3

Last six = NI, SA, Ger, SA, NI, NI = 50% Ulster and all six different first time major winners.

You have ruined my Sunday bb. I didn't know he was a hun and I refuse to believe it. Those folk from Norn are just as likely to support Wigan, Nottingham Forest, Dundee United, Fulham or Brechin City from my experience.

 

Loved the fact he smokes fags when he's on the course. Mon the normal non-athlete drinking classes.

 

Well, Rory's made of sterner stuff.. 

 

Cool. Mon the Rors...

Well done Clarkie! Done a Daisy Duke twice over bunkers that could have ruined his card. Worthy winner.

 

Thought Mickelson going to charge all day, that short one he missed stopped him dead. Some amazing shots late on, Mickelson humping one into the stand at the last and Johnson somehow carving one OB at the 14th!

Well done Clarkie! Done a Daisy Duke twice over bunkers that could have ruined his card. Worthy winner.

 

Thought Mickelson going to charge all day, that short one he missed stopped him dead. Some amazing shots late on, Mickelson humping one into the stand at the last and Johnson somehow carving one OB at the 14th!

 

Aye, shots that amateurs would have been ashamed of. Strange, strange efforts..

Wish I had shares in Guinness right now 

can't think of a sporting victor ever that was more popular than clarke. good good bloke.

Even on yank TV they seemed to be rooting for him and not Mickelson or Fowler or Johnson

The Open champion is playing with Tiger in Rd 1 at Akron just now. Woods hasn't played for a while.

 

If there was any doubt about the quality of Tiger, this Rd is removing any doubt. He may only be one under just now but he's just so much better than Darren Clarke in every aspect of the game, it's frightening.

 

Padraig's looking fud-like... again.

I don't know if anyone is watching the US PGA but I don't think I've ever seen Woods play so poorly! 

I'm not watching as a) I'm not at home, b) these people are so nice I don't want to exert even the slightest by asking if they have Canal+ or Canal+ Golf or whatever and c) I don't give a fuck.

 

But seeing the scores on tinternet, my instinctive reaction was Good. Now I need to soul search to find out what, if anything, I've got against Tiger Woods. Nope. Couldn't be fucked doing that either. Slates Tiges. 

I see pube-headed McIlroy has managed to pull Caroline Wozniacki.

 

Fair play to the lad, nice bit of tackle that.

It's just a media racquet to keep them in the news. I've heard he's a bit of a swinger but she's definitely ace!

It's just a media racquet to keep them in the news. I've heard he's a bit of a swinger but she's definitely ace!

 

You should be strung up.

At least I didn't make the obvious "hole" comments. But thanks, you've putt me in my place

Walker Cup at Royal Aberdeen this weekend and on BBC in case you missed it.

7-5 after the first day - good to see Aberdeen taking so much of the stage.

7-5 after the first day - good to see Aberdeen taking so much of the stage.

 

Up in 3 and AS in the other match in the morning 4-somes so far 

Excellent win but fuck me the last day was blowy!

I didna want to start a new thread called Bad Manners or Weegies are Shit but as it happened today in Dundonald Links Clubhouse, thought I would add it here.

 

Old cunt, like really old, +25 years on me asks barmaid where the phone was. If you ask in the pro shop, I'm sure they'll let you use their phone she says. Bewildered old dude seems a bit non-plussed, like total inertia and non-activity has set in.

 

Being a fucking brilliant rocket, like a human with the very best qualities of humanity and compassion inter alia, I hands him my iPhone and says Here you go mate, just dial the number and press the green call button.

 

The fact that his instinct did not see fit to say Thank You was noted. When his limited intelligence proved incapable of following my instructions, or working out the simplicity of usage of the tool given to him, ho hum, he's just an auld cunt. I retrieved the phone from the bar and put it in my pocket.

 

He then said "Diz it no work for you, no"? which, my having not attempted to use the mobile in his presence, must have been insulting to me at worst and ignorance at best.

 

Blanking him for a split second produced some pleading from him, whereupon he asked me directly to help him. A please would be nice, says I, grateful to John Travolta's use of said line - albeit in slightly less appropriate circumstances - and the old gadgie finally showed some recognition. A Thank You when I first gave you the phone wouldn't have gone amiss either, I followed, before sticking the boot in with Your manners are apalling by their non-existence.

 

I then helped the wos cunt to call home to arrange a lift. Even that was a pallaver as they'd just moved house and couldn't remember the number. Cunts like that should be shot.     

I'd be tempted to give the old radge the benefit of the doubt. He probably lost a sleeve of ProVs in the semi rough round there.

 

If you don't have an IPhone; you're fae Ayrshire.