BobbyBiscuit Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Exactly what I was thinking, you large gay administrator. Miss by Mick from a foot and a half just after helps the cause too. Don't think i've ever seen a top pro lip out as much as Mickelson. Which is good as I can't stand the god-fearing gormless idiot. A good winner, just a shame he's a hun bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Don't think i've ever seen a top pro lip out as much as Mickelson. Which is good as I can't stand the god-fearing gormless idiot. A good winner, just a shame he's a hun bastard. One of the most entertaining players in the world to watch though. Anyway, well done Clarke - surely a very popular winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 You have ruined my Sunday bb. I didn't know he was a hun and I refuse to believe it. Those folk from Norn are just as likely to support Wigan, Nottingham Forest, Dundee United, Fulham or Brechin City from my experience. Loved the fact he smokes fags when he's on the course. Mon the normal non-athlete drinking classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Last 17 golf major winners: Ireland 6 US 5 S Africa 3 Rest of World 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Last six = NI, SA, Ger, SA, NI, NI = 50% Ulster and all six different first time major winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 You have ruined my Sunday bb. I didn't know he was a hun and I refuse to believe it. Those folk from Norn are just as likely to support Wigan, Nottingham Forest, Dundee United, Fulham or Brechin City from my experience. Loved the fact he smokes fags when he's on the course. Mon the normal non-athlete drinking classes. Well, Rory's made of sterner stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Cool. Mon the Rors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Well done Clarkie! Done a Daisy Duke twice over bunkers that could have ruined his card. Worthy winner. Thought Mickelson going to charge all day, that short one he missed stopped him dead. Some amazing shots late on, Mickelson humping one into the stand at the last and Johnson somehow carving one OB at the 14th! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Well done Clarkie! Done a Daisy Duke twice over bunkers that could have ruined his card. Worthy winner. Thought Mickelson going to charge all day, that short one he missed stopped him dead. Some amazing shots late on, Mickelson humping one into the stand at the last and Johnson somehow carving one OB at the 14th! Aye, shots that amateurs would have been ashamed of. Strange, strange efforts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Wish I had shares in Guinness right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 can't think of a sporting victor ever that was more popular than clarke. good good bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Even on yank TV they seemed to be rooting for him and not Mickelson or Fowler or Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The Open champion is playing with Tiger in Rd 1 at Akron just now. Woods hasn't played for a while. If there was any doubt about the quality of Tiger, this Rd is removing any doubt. He may only be one under just now but he's just so much better than Darren Clarke in every aspect of the game, it's frightening. Padraig's looking fud-like... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I don't know if anyone is watching the US PGA but I don't think I've ever seen Woods play so poorly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'm not watching as a) I'm not at home, b) these people are so nice I don't want to exert even the slightest by asking if they have Canal+ or Canal+ Golf or whatever and c) I don't give a fuck. But seeing the scores on tinternet, my instinctive reaction was Good. Now I need to soul search to find out what, if anything, I've got against Tiger Woods. Nope. Couldn't be fucked doing that either. Slates Tiges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I see pube-headed McIlroy has managed to pull Caroline Wozniacki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Fair play to the lad, nice bit of tackle that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 It's just a media racquet to keep them in the news. I've heard he's a bit of a swinger but she's definitely ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 It's just a media racquet to keep them in the news. I've heard he's a bit of a swinger but she's definitely ace! You should be strung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 At least I didn't make the obvious "hole" comments. But thanks, you've putt me in my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Walker Cup at Royal Aberdeen this weekend and on BBC in case you missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 7-5 after the first day - good to see Aberdeen taking so much of the stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 7-5 after the first day - good to see Aberdeen taking so much of the stage. Up in 3 and AS in the other match in the morning 4-somes so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Excellent win but fuck me the last day was blowy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I didna want to start a new thread called Bad Manners or Weegies are Shit but as it happened today in Dundonald Links Clubhouse, thought I would add it here. Old cunt, like really old, +25 years on me asks barmaid where the phone was. If you ask in the pro shop, I'm sure they'll let you use their phone she says. Bewildered old dude seems a bit non-plussed, like total inertia and non-activity has set in. Being a fucking brilliant rocket, like a human with the very best qualities of humanity and compassion inter alia, I hands him my iPhone and says Here you go mate, just dial the number and press the green call button. The fact that his instinct did not see fit to say Thank You was noted. When his limited intelligence proved incapable of following my instructions, or working out the simplicity of usage of the tool given to him, ho hum, he's just an auld cunt. I retrieved the phone from the bar and put it in my pocket. He then said "Diz it no work for you, no"? which, my having not attempted to use the mobile in his presence, must have been insulting to me at worst and ignorance at best. Blanking him for a split second produced some pleading from him, whereupon he asked me directly to help him. A please would be nice, says I, grateful to John Travolta's use of said line - albeit in slightly less appropriate circumstances - and the old gadgie finally showed some recognition. A Thank You when I first gave you the phone wouldn't have gone amiss either, I followed, before sticking the boot in with Your manners are apalling by their non-existence. I then helped the wos cunt to call home to arrange a lift. Even that was a pallaver as they'd just moved house and couldn't remember the number. Cunts like that should be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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