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I just want to see what folk think about this latest piece of English bullshit.

 

So Monty doesn't bother looking to Faldo..the least successful, least inspirational Ryder cup captain in living memory for advice...and so Monty is a cunt...

 

I'm no golf expert but that seems beyond pathetic from what I can see!

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You should know by now, I like to give an honest no bullshit answer and it did answer your question ;)

 

Is the missus home along then as well ;)

 

She definitely won't be home alone  ;)

Paul Lawrie, AFC's most famous fan, produced awesome golf today to win the Qatar Masters for the 2nd time.

 

Anyone else watch it?

Paul Lawrie, AFC's most famous fan, produced awesome golf today to win the Qatar Masters for the 2nd time.

 

Anyone else watch it?

 

Only managed to catch a wee bit today but saw a fair bit yesterday and he's striking the ball superbly, great to see. Didn't catch the outcome of the discussion on the green where he'd dropped his ball on the marker (or vice versa), what happened with that?

One stroke penalty, thankfully it didn't affect the outcome.

If you check the record books, it'll show that Paul Lawrie doesn't bother winning insignificant tournaments......... every win he has had carries a seriously big monetary prize :thumbsup:

It was as good as you say, bb, simply awesome golf. So good in fact that no-one in the world would have got close to him this week. He ticked ALL the boxes. Very rare for a golfer to be so strong that he has no weaknesses. Paul is driving superb, his irons are so good, his Short game is usual Lawrie and his putter is working wonderfully too. An incredible performance not just this week, but for the last few months. This man is literally on top of the world right now, back to his best from over a decade ago and probably even better than that. Awesome display of mental strength and technical excellence.

He will be 45th tomorrow in the OWGR.

Excellent stuff, been on great form of late as has been said.

He will be 45th tomorrow in the OWGR.

 

excellent stuff :thumbsup:

excellent stuff :thumbsup:

Hey cunt. Approaching 50 type of cunt at that. That be my next birfday too btw...

 

Shall we invite PL to join the DT community? You're a mod and that.

 

Although we do have to think this through. We do use bad language and that and it may not be good for his image to be associated.

 

Having said that, he is the highest profile AFC man and I'm damn sure he would be up for the odd post?

 

The boy is real.

Trump course looks amazing, was down that way with the dog yesterday. (insert wife gag here  ::))

 

Got a tee time booked in the middle of August. I hope there's nae feckin wind turbines built by then to put me off.  ;)

Trump course looks amazing, was down that way with the dog yesterday. (insert wife gag here  ::))

 

Got a tee time booked in the middle of August. I hope there's nae feckin wind turbines built by then to put me off.  ;)

 

You dirty bastard  ::)

 

Imagine purchasing a gag for that lovely wife of yours >:(

Might help her loose some of that weight.  ;)

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No mention of Rory claiming number one spot?

And looks like Woods could be hitting form again this year

I may be wrong but I thought Aberdeen fan McIlroy made world number 1?

 

I also realised world number 1001 (or whatever) and Aberdeen fan Paul Lawrie has also recently won a tournament.

Rory currently ripping Doral apart!

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Lovely start from Lawrie in the Masters.  Who's your money on BB?

Luke Donald (who would have been my pick at the pre tournament prices) is under investigation for a 2 shot discrepancy on his card.  Possible disqualification?

 

Well done Paul Lawrie, he's having a great season.

Luke Donald (who would have been my pick at the pre tournament prices) is under investigation for a 2 shot discrepancy on his card.  Possible disqualification?

 

Well done Paul Lawrie, he's having a great season.

 

Fax machine smudged his score card which caused confusion with the score, all sorted though and Donald doesn't get disqualified.

 

Just as well as I've got some money on him!  :thumbsup: Can still see him being there or there about on Sunday

Shaping up to be a great Masters already. I took pleasure from Stenson's 8 at 18 and I loved Phil's 7 at 10. On a more positive and less sick note, Westwood is a Long game genius and Lawrie was the best value bet of the century at 250's. On an acutely observant angle, the missed putts analysis of Rors exhibits a significantly pronounced miss left frequency... again. On an irrelevance level, Vijay is a cunt and he probably smokes beef.

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