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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2009, 08:14:57 AM »
Meteorology consultant?

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2009, 10:31:19 AM »
I see Boris still made it to work on his bike.   ;D

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2009, 10:46:35 AM »
A bit sleety today from my view on Market Street (Aberdeen)

BBC says there will be heavy sna here today, haven't seen any as yet though. There was a bit of sna lying on my way in to work from Ellon side, not that bad though.

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2009, 11:00:20 AM »
Heaps of the stuff out the west side of town.  Very wet though, chaos as usual on the roads this morning as all the lazy fecking tarts drove thier kids 200 yards to school in their lexus and Q7's and still managed to get stuck.

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2009, 11:28:21 AM »
SNOW MELTS, CLAIMS MET OFFICE     
SNOW is a delicate substance made of tiny ice crystals and unlikely to last forever, the Met Office claimed last night.

Experts insisted the granular material had a soft and open structure that was very likely to turn into water, and was not an airborne member of the notoriously hardwearing diamond family.

As millions of Britons stocked up on anti-wolf equipment, climatologists claimed the snow would disappear within days as rising air temperatures resulted in the breakdown of its crystalline structure in a process they referred to as 'melting'.

A Met Office spokesman, said: "Snow is a notoriously unstable material, which is why we never use it to build bridges.

"Try picking it up, notice how the warmth of your hands makes it go soft and disappear. In fact, the only thing it is guaranteed to withstand is a 12-ton London bus."

He added: "Of course, there is always a chance this is the beginning of a hundred year winter that will only end when four unbearably smug public school children become our rulers after pushing their way through the back of a magic wardrobe, stealing some very expensive coats and befriending a talking lion who's actually Jesus."

But trainee solicitor and amateur survivalist Julian Cook said he was now prepared for a permanent, snow-based society after watching Sky News non-stop for 16 hours and reading the Daily Mail's 12-page supplement, Wolves! Everywhere!

He added: "Sssshhhhh! They can hear how fat you are."

 

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2009, 03:14:47 PM »
According to the news 60 schools in the north east were closed today. AFC Chat will be busy then  :wave:

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2009, 07:06:40 PM »
I made the mistake of parking my car on a hill covered in ice today....I found it 12ft away from where I left it in the morning!  :doh:

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2009, 08:41:40 PM »
According to the news 60 schools in the north east were closed today. AFC Chat will be busy then  :wave:

Nah, just outside of the Gordon Hotel will be bouncing though!

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Re: Sna (2009)
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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2009, 08:51:57 AM »
Proper snow in Aberdeenshire today, kid's school is closed, they're dusting the sledges down as I type this.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2009, 08:52:49 AM »
Fair bit of sna in Aberdeen this morning. My 35 mile journey from home was a bit tricky this morning, the drive home should be a bit better though.

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2009, 08:58:32 AM »
Some very light hail type snow here in the capital has caused traffic jams - where's my bus? Thankfully its not really that cold.

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Re: Sna (2009)
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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2009, 09:27:55 PM »
Was basically pure ice when I got home a bit worse for wear at 3 last night then woke up at 9 and there was a healthy blanket of snow covering the road. A peaceful hangover cure in my opinion

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2009, 11:17:36 PM »
Breaking news on BBC and Sky, some people are stuck in a snow drift near Exeter!

One person says its 3inches deep the other says its two feet deep. Hope we get the same coverage when somebody gets stuck at the Lecht........... :wanker:

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2009, 07:49:30 AM »
Breaking news on BBC and Sky, some people are stuck in a snow drift near Exeter!

One person says its 3inches deep the other says its two feet deep. Hope we get the same coverage when somebody gets stuck at the Lecht........... :wanker:

The News coverage has been really disappointing, in that they are making a huge deal out of it, but at the same time its been hilarious when you get a live report from somebody standing in about 2 inches of snow in the south of England!

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2009, 12:52:52 PM »



took this 5 minutes ago but worse now, whiteoot now! i love the sna ;D
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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2009, 01:44:51 PM »
The sna is fair dingin it doon in Aberdeen now  :(

I want to go home.

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2009, 01:57:54 PM »
The sna is fair dingin it doon in Aberdeen now  :(

I want to go home.

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Re: Sna (2009)
« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2009, 02:05:42 PM »
Fit are the roads like? 

I am away to leave Embra for the 'Deen and there is not a drop of snow here!!  Getting a bit concerned I won't make it up!!