Snowing heavily doon here in the capital

Done the drive from Embra to the 'deen and everything was fine till 20 miles from Aberdeen it started snowing.  Got into town and the main roads are fine but the side roads are thick with black ice and snow.

The roads and side roads are fine in Alford. We, in the country are prepared for the snow unlike all you toonser folk.

Not a drop in Glasgow. We win, you lose.

The Baltic has moved since I last looked at an atlas!

From the comfort and warmth of the pub last night, I could see Sky News on the TV which ran with the headline news item across the bottom of the screen:

 

"43% SNOW CHAOS"

 

Snowing again in Aberdeen tonight.

Muppets in my street can't drive their cars. Couple of guys were going round the corner to get grit out the box and putting handfuls of grit underneath the wheels so it would get going.

 

Offshore so will miss seeing drunk mini-skirted girls with white thighs and high heels struggling to walk in the sna on Belmont Street 

 

the quines in turra were well up for the short skirt banter  sna BAAAZZZZZZZZ

My dad got stuck in a parking space at Morrisons yesterday I fell asleep at 7 last night and there is a nice new healthy layer in my drive, same again tomorrow and im not going to uni woohoo

UH OH, VEGAS IS WHITE!

Fecking hell, its been snawing on and off since lunchtime here, just looked out and in fourteen years of biding doon here, don't think I've ever seen it lying as much as it is tonight.

There was a couple of inches in the Grassmarket!

 

Still full of Welsh cunts though.

About an inch here in Edinburgh this morning, saw a woman go flying after she slipped. For some reason her boots with a 3 inch stiletto heel didn't stop her from slipping...

Starting to fall again in inverurie. Probably an inch or 2 laying in my drive

Has been snowing all day so far in Aberdeen.

Nae much fun working on the rig floor wi sideways snow blasting in the v-door though 

 

Just get somebody to close it then, in fact better locking it, just to be sure.

Let's hope there's plenty in Switzerland where I,ll be for the next 10 days.

 

 

 

 

Skiing is very gay, in an 80's Germanic sort of way you understand 

 

I am getting sick of the fucking snow.

 

Week 1: Great. QT with the kids, snowmen, snowball fights and sledging

Week 2: Impressive. Haven't seen so much snow in years and isn't it funny to watch Englandshire go into meltdown

Week 3: Goany just fuck it all off now. I'm sick of having wet feet, cold bones and my business getting royally fucked 'cos nea cunt wants to buy fucking bikes in the snow.  :hammer:

It's only gay if you're too old to do it.

 

Happy Birthday by the way.

Let's hope there's plenty in Switzerland where I,ll be for the next 10 days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate skiers/'boarders.

 

Break a leg. 

I found a deid fox in the snow today

 

Good. Fucking vermin.

Skiing is very gay, in an 80's Germanic sort of way you understand 

 

I am getting sick of the fucking snow.

 

Week 1: Great. QT with the kids, snowmen, snowball fights and sledging

Week 2: Impressive. Haven't seen so much snow in years and isn't it funny to watch Englandshire go into meltdown

Week 3: Goany just fuck it all off now. I'm sick of having wet feet, cold bones and my business getting royally fucked 'cos nea cunt wants to buy fucking bikes in the snow.  :hammer:

 

Thats because you dont sell this bad boy

 

I found a deid fox in the snow today

 

 

How do you know it wasnae just resting?

 

A night on the raz, he thinks he kens a shortcut hame, and in a fit of misguided drunkenness climbs the fence and passes oot before he hits the grun.

How do you know it wasnae just resting?

 

A night on the raz, he thinks he kens a shortcut hame, and in a fit of misguided drunkenness climbs the fence and passes oot before he hits the grun.

To be fair Kelt, i'm sure a few on this site have found themselves in that position, somehwere the morning after the night before.