Since it's sunny outside in Glasgow, and I'm stuck inside my mind slipped to the future (procrastination I know).

 

What's everyone doing for the summer? Anyone planning on travelling/exciting holidays? My life depends solely of getting an architectural job, if not, try and find some other job for a few months and then go travelling. Dunno where like, probably around Eastern Europe because its still fairly cheap and unchartered by the general British yob.

There'll be no kids on the way there, but might be one in the oven on the way back, fnarr fnarr.

 

I can, categorically, deny anything of that nature will be happening. I need to get a ring on her finger first before any sexual relations occur.

Or a finger in her ring perhaps?

Or a finger in her ring perhaps?

 

If I wanted to finger an arse (or do anything arse related), then I would turn homosexual. Until that day comes, I will happily be more interested in the front entrance.

If I wanted to finger an arse (or do anything arse related), then I would turn homosexual. Until that day comes, I will happily be more interested in the front entrance.

 

Spoken like a man who's never experienced the

 

 

Spoken like a man who's never experienced the

 

 

 

That is fucking disgusting. I will be able to live happily knowing that my thumb/finger(s) has never probed another individual's arse.

 

Unfortunately for youself, you will not.

Actually it's alright, nothing special.

I just wanted to mention Tourrettes again and swear.

 

fuck

 

Have you seen the south park where cartman pretends he has tourettes?  You really should

Come on - you must have tried to stick a cheeky thumb/finger up a girls bum when yer shaggin - even at least to see her reaction to you trying it?

 

(was there ever a more appropriate smiley for where this topic has degenerated to?)

 

Boy i worked with once told me of the time he did that and the girl just looked round, not missing a beat, and said "want some lube?"  I'm assured he had a good night that night

Thought you'd like that one. 

 

Have got back into Stumble Upon, it came up with this -

 

www.kuro5hin.org/story/2009/5/16/235528/329

 

Thought of you. 

looking into renting somewhere in the south of france this year . any recomondations ? preferably pretty reasonable and has to be fun enough to keep the kids out our hair .

 

Begerac south of france cheap gites there and absolutly heaps to do for kids and family you would not be disapointed !!

kyaking on the dordogne

LASCOUX caves ( prehistory park)

medeival jousting at the castles

pony trecking

all the fetes and festivals starting

Nocternal markets

white water rafting and heaps of parks

If you do come over take a trip / day out to PUY DU FOU park it is an awsome experience

Begerac south of france cheap gites there and absolutly heaps to do for kids and family you would not be disapointed !!

kyaking on the dordogne

LASCOUX caves ( prehistory park)

medeival jousting at the castles

pony trecking

all the fetes and festivals starting

Nocternal markets

white water rafting and heaps of parks

If you do come over take a trip / day out to PUY DU FOU park it is an awsome experience

 

Do keep up 

Sorry Hebrew 

But you are right it is awsome too

Got back from Paris on Tuesday night. Had a lovely time. Lovely city and the weather seemed to get better and better.

 

Ryanair are cunts.

Got back from Paris on Tuesday night. Had a lovely time. Lovely city and the weather seemed to get better and better.

 

Ryanair are cunts.

 

How come?

 

I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co

How come?

 

I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co

 

They are cunts.

 

The charge you to pay by a debit card.

 

They are cunts.

 

The charge you to pay by a debit card.

 

 

Not if you have a Visa Electron 

Not if you have a Visa Electron 

 

It's not the 1990's, Dave.

Not if you have a Visa Electron 

 

You get that with your Kid's Club Account?

 

Fuckin' hell.

It's not the 1990's, Dave.

 

That it is not, but it's easy to phone your bank and ask for a Visa Electron card, then go stock up on cheap flights!

 

The most i've paid for a flight this year was 10 euro! And that was coming back from a Scotland game.

That it is not, but it's easy to phone your bank and ask for a Visa Electron card, then go stock up on cheap flights!

 

The most i've paid for a flight this year was 10 euro! And that was coming back from a Scotland game.

 

EasyJet ftw.

How come?

 

I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co

 

Mainly due to their online check in system and not saying anything about paying to check in at the gate, charging £10 for one item of baggage and then saying that it wasn't for the return flight thus paying another £20, their online check in system not working, their customer services being as much use as a chocolate teapot, their internet services being as much use as said teapot, 'an error has occured, please try again' without saying the actual error etc etc.

 

Utter shower of ripping cunts.

Mainly due to their online check in system and not saying anything about paying to check in at the gate, charging £10 for one item of baggage and then saying that it wasn't for the return flight thus paying another £20, their online check in system not working, their customer services being as much use as a chocolate teapot, their internet services being as much use as said teapot, 'an error has occured, please try again' without saying the actual error etc etc.

 

Utter shower of ripping cunts.

 

O'Leary can fuck right off. Cowboy bastard. He is a tink at its worst and richest. The sooner they go out of the business the better as far as I'm concerned. However, I actually found their customer service ok, though it did cost me an absolute fortune 

O'Leary can fuck right off. Cowboy bastard. He is a tink at its worst and richest.

 

The man is a genius. He single handedly turned a regional, family owned Irish airline into the europes biggest (in terms of passenger numbers)

 

The sooner they go out of the business the better as far as I'm concerned.

 

Not anytime soon my friend.

 

BA is having to merge with Iberia to survive.

KLM/Air France are posting record losses

Lufthansa are only doing okay, as they have their hand in every single pot in European Aviation.

 

Ryanair are still posting profits despite betting on oil staying at aroud $90 a barrel

They're also still expanding quicker than Boeing can build them planes!

Airbus said no to working with Ryanair as they said their orders were too big

 

However, I actually found their customer service ok, though it did cost me an absolute fortune 

 

I thought they only did customer service via mail (hence them being the least complained about airline in europe)

 

P.S. I like planes

 

 

This plane is in a hybrid Boeing/Ryanair livery as they had no time to paint it before it got into service

Any airline who plays clapping and cheering when they land on time should go out of business.

Another thing which made me dislike them apart from the absolute shit show we were met with at Glasgow Prestwick, was the very tacky and cringe-worthy, buzzer sound that they played when we touched down at Paris Beauvais.

 

'Ta da da! Another Ryanair flight on time'.

 

 

Any airline who plays clapping and cheering when they land on time should go out of business.

 

Only an Aberdeen Fan could moan about their plane arriving on time.