Reekie_Red

We've been in dire need of a cunt upfront for years. I mind Naismith when he was at Killie, was an absolute cuntmeister of the highest order ... got right up our noses. But knew where the back of the net was! We need a right cocky shite in our team, someone who gets locked up every third weekend, gets seen oot on the town with a Cardassian, and who is alleged to be a member of the George O'Boyle & Kevin Thomas Appreciation Society. Closest we got to a rogue recently was Lee Miller going a little bit too fast through a speed camera.

The only other Scottish dude at my work told me a cracker today: Sir Alex Ferguson was a guest of Charles Green's at Ibrox last weekend. In the hospitality lounge after the game, Ally McCoist asked Sir Alex, "How d'you think the current Rangers team would fare against the Gothenburg Greats of 1983?" Sir Alex replies, "I think it'd be a close run thing, maybe a draw." Ally walks away feeling very pleased with himself, when Sir Alex shouts across the room, "Mind you, they haven't trained in 20 years!"

Firat ten minutes was very encouraging. Then Timothy started getting into the game, and we just let them run with too much space. Rae went off at half time and his replacement Cammy Smith was completely anonymous in the second half. We looked afraid of venturing out of our own half in the second period, and when we did Timothy had so much cover and height at the back that McGinn was made to look extremely average. As Tom said, this was a match that was going to seperate the men from the boys, and sadly we were shown up to be like a bunch of school kids by the most average Celtic side Ive seen for over a decade.

There's a church in Portlethen? Does it ever get used, other than a place for the local jakeys to hang out at night?

Plus he genuinely looked like Nosferatu

If it's any help for those budding Dons songwriters, it's pronounced "wee hang ee"

Quite glad we played them last week. It means we don't have to play Skacel for a loooong time, which is dandy cos that prick's got a knack of scoring against us

What's dumb about this question? The blue of the Union Jack should technically disappear since the blue portion that makes up the Union Jack no longer belongs to said union. Sure, it's a pretty meaningless question in the grand scheme of Scottish Independence. But it's still a valid question given that it could change what is being flown from naval ships, royal houses, and what appears on the flags of certain other nations.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-19923446 Oh dear. Craig Whyte really is a poisonous, deluded cunt, aye! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh god this made me laugh. He seriously thinks Rangers were "demoted" to the Third Division? I would dearly love to return everything back to the old Rangers Football Club right now, just as they're hitting liquidation. Nothing would please me more than seeing Iprix being raised to the ground and making way for a shopping mall or carpark.

Okay, so the PM is due to approve the referendum today allowing Scotland to vote for or against independence in 2014. Question: if Scotland does get independence, what will happen to the Union Jack? The original Union Jack/Union Flag adopted in 1606 was symmetrical: the red cross of St. George outlined in white overlaid on top of a St. Andrew's flag, which was blue with a white X. The blue background has remained on the Union Jack ever since. If Scotland were no longer part of the United Kingdom, should the blue now be removed, thus leaving a white background? If the blue is removed, what would happen to commonwealth countries who have the Union Jack situated within their flags, such as Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Niue and Bermuda. Would they have to change their respective flags too?

Grab a look here. Maloney does nudge him - made obvious by Maloney raising his hands immediately. But Bale takes two steps, then trips over his OWN foot and then goes down. That is NOT a stonewaller, Tyrant! Wales definitely had a raft of other penalty claims that they would've been perfectly entitled to ... but this is not one of them.

I am really not surprised at this from the scum. My longest lasting memory of huns invading Stonehaven was when I went to watch an Aberdeen vs Rangers match at the old Stoney Bar (now Troupers). It was a home match, so most of the local reds were at the game, including the staunch red landlord Richard Mason, were all at Pittodrie. I was a poor student so couldnae afford to go to the game, so watched it from the comfort of my local. A whole pile of huns crept out of the woodwork and into the Stoney Bar for this match, and I found myself very much in the minority in terms of Dons supporters watching this game. Absolute filth was being sung by these reprobates, until one older guy in a blazer took one look at a pile of the singers ... to which they abruptly stopped singing and started behaving for a few minutes at least. The assistant manager of the bar looked totally out of his depth and when I caught his eye, i spotted him sheepishly shaking his head and mouthing the word "sorry" to me. He looked totally out of control of what was going on and looked like he just had to accept the situation or face some sort of consequence. I'll never forget that moment, as it was the first time I witnessed the "other" power within the Rangers fanbase.

Perhaps that was me complaining about Anderson for Killie's first. On reviewing the highlights again, he did fuckup once against Killie, but it was well into the second half, and didnt lead to a Killie goal. I wasnt really singling him out for this fuckup, I was stating that I recognise he previously would have one howler per season with us, and I was hoping that this would be it. Lets face it, he has been inspirational for us on his return to the club. With Hayes and Fraser carving up the wings, I am really enjoying watching this season's Aberdeen team in action. Also helps that our strikers are starting to take the goal-scoring mantle from the ever-industrious midfield.

My mistake. His fuckup didn't lead to a goal, but it was a howler:

That ref was shocking - the Welsh penalty was never a penalty, but Scotland got away with about three very obvious penalty claims before that (Berra hugging in the box!). For Scotland's first goal, Steven Fletcher was an absolute mile offside when the ball got passed to him, but the ref didn't notice it. Then for the header from Morrison that was totally onside, he goes and chalks the goal off for offside (he wasn't offside when the ball was lobbed over to him and still wasn't offside when he headed the ball into the net). Dunno why I am whinging, I just don't care about Scottish football at the moment, and haven't done so since the days of Berti.

We're playing some beautiful football this season. The first game was an all-round shocker, and you must remember Celtic didn't win that game ... Langfield LOST that game! If only our efforts on goal earlier in the season were more accurate, we could've easily been clear at the top of the league by now. Remember thrashing Hearts 0-0?

No doubt Wiggy will say "och, it wisinae a deal I felt could benefit 'eh club in 'eh long run so I opted tae turn 'em doon. Ken, ye just cannae say yes to abiddy who comes alang wi' millions and offers tae clear 'eh debts and make 'eh Dons 'eh top o' the country again. A'ts fit I jist said last year tae thon golfing chappy fae that Apprentice show. Ken, the een wi' 'eh funcy wig"

Hopefully we've seen Anderson's obligatory single fuckup of the season. That was aweful for Killie's goal.

Anyone see the match or the highlights of the Ross County vs Caley Thistle match from Friday evening? Crowd was by far the loudest of the SPL weekend ... sounded like a right good derby! Good to see a derby that has a bit of heat for local football rivalry reasons, rather than the other non-football reasons that certain larger clubs use as an excuse

Sad stat really that Langfield has more SPL goals to his name than Vernon this season. REALLY hope Vernon starts bangin them in soon. He looked the perfect foil for McGinn last weekend, so maybe we might see some goals this weekend

Beano, Theo and Stephen Wright ... three players who should've NEVER moved to the huns.

56th?? Never realise there were 56 nations in the world that were capable of putting together 11 footballers.

I was quite disappointed to see him subbed at HT. Based on his complete inability to handle Fraser's wizardry, I was quite looking forward to Maybury receiving a second-yellow

As the commentary on ESPN suggested, Fraser is just going to have to get used to brutal hacks taking him down because he is a talented winger. It's a sad state of affairs, really. Such a talented player who is worth the admission price alone is given absolutely no protection from the relentless hack tactics from the league's ogre-players.

Aye, the thing that shocked me was that Hibs completely controlled the first five minutes, but we went and scored with our first attack. FANTASTIC piece of skill fae Vernon to get the initial strike in which the Hibees keeper spilled for McGinn. I thought Magennis was inspirational when he came on. When I saw Fraser limp off and him come on, I predicted that we would lose all signs of creativeness. Turns out pretty much everything came from Magennis from that moment onwards. The SPL really is completely open this season for anyone to win!