Waiting for him at Phoenix airport 

Is that carry out for him too?

"We're expecting the arrival of our first signee, former Aberdeen FC Striker and Scotland’s own Darren “Daz” Mackie. He’s a very well-known European footballer, a huge star in Scotland and for Phoenix FC to sign a player of his stature is being looked upon greatly in North American soccer.

 

There will be a welcoming party at the airport’s Terminal 4 today at 7 p.m. We’re expecting dozens of his and Phoenix FC’s fans to greet him…including the supporter group La Furia Roja! We anticipate a great, rowdy scene to welcome Daz, his wife Jenni, son Kobe and daughter Izzy along with two cats, as they come stateside. Phoenix FC management will be on hand as well.

 

Daz is a charismatic and seasoned veteran who is excited to be playing in the Valley and we’d love to introduce him tonight to your audience.

 

Thanks in advance for the consideration!"

 

LOL, that's brilliant.

 

in fairness they are bang on...there is only one Darren Mackie

only unanswered question is how long before they beg us to take him back

Loved this

All the best to you Dazzler, hope you're banging them in for fun!

(If they ever play a side near me I'll have to go along and give him a good old-fashioned Pittodrie welcome!  )

That was toe-curlingly awkward and painful.

 

 

Aw ra best but.

Its like something out of alan partridge....hope we does well though!

I like how they sung Only one darren mackie but then finished it off with walking in a winter wonderland. fucking muppets.

CONGRATULATIONS to the Phoenix FC team for winning the inaugural Shawna Stagmiller Memorial Trophy! The final score was 2-1 with Phoenix FC goals by Daz and King

Daz....worth a look? 

So...er...fast forward to 1:09:00...

 

http://www.uslnation.com/uslpro/archive.aspx?v=0181&eid=6/9%20Phoenix%20@%20Tampa%20Bay

  What the fuck!!

 

 

Ooft 

oh darren

Doesn't really appear to have improved very much Stateside

he looks like he's never kicked a ball in his life there!!!

 

Also, playing at the same level as Marcelo Salas! fucking ell

 

I can't see the vid

 

  or 

both really. It's hilarious, but brings Aberdeen (and football as a whole) into disrepute that any professional club gave someone with that level of skill a succession of new contracts.

Lumping fuck Darren.

Video crashes my Firefox. Just as well I have a real browser in IE.

both really. It's hilarious, but brings Aberdeen (and football as a whole) into disrepute that any professional club gave someone with that level of skill a succession of new contracts.

 

What does it say about the standard of football at Aberdeen that we have just given a third contract to Magennis. As bad as Mackie was be was still better than Magennis.

I follow him on Instagram and he always seems to be out partying with his team mates. The team hash tag is win draw or lose always on the booze. May explain a lot.

He'll be loving life out there then.