Introductions

[jmo]

I meant Lokomotiv Moscow as opposed to Inverurie Locos. But anyway, I was speaking to a guy who was at Stirling Uni on the way to that game.

 

Oh right, um, could have been though I think I was on the train alone that day. And I don't really know any Rangers fans.

[mizer]

Yeah.

 

Ahh it all sort of clicked in place with the Stirling Uni. Hope you got home ok that day?

[mizer]

mizer stop grooming the poor lad. of course he got home ok. It's not like he was cut in to pieces by a bunch of lithuanians, raped and deposited on an Angus beach.

 

Thats better 

 

 

 

[Superstar Tradesman]

Thats better  

 

What you're saying is you prefer rape?

[jmo]

I ended up in Falkirk, had to take a bus full of all these people wearing Rangers tops chanting 'hello hello' and all that stuff back to Stirling from there.

[mizer]

I ended up in Falkirk, had to take a bus full of all these people wearing Rangers tops chanting 'hello hello' and all that stuff back to Stirling from there.

 

Nice 

[Friedrichs Moustache]

Hi,

 

I'm Friedrich's Moustache, formerly known as DandyDons1903. Aquantaince of chunk, and Mizer licked my face in Munich.

 

The Hat police have decided that I'm not suitable for their company anymore hence the reason I'm over here.

 

[Kowalski]

Hi,

 

I'm Friedrich's Moustache, formerly known as DandyDons1903. Aquantaince of chunk, and Mizer licked my face in Munich.

 

The Hat police have decided that I'm not suitable for their company anymore hence the reason I'm over here.

 

 

Are they still banning folk over there?

[Mackie's ace!]

What did you do?

[Friedrichs Moustache]

Are they still banning folk over there?

 

Well, it was a 5 day posting ban followed up by a 3 day full ban, but the place is just full of windae lickers so I sacked it.

 

What did you do?

 

I may or may not have expressed a desire for the Rangers team to be involved in a plane crash. Not exactly my finest moment, but in my defence, I was only about 80% serious. 

[Mackie's ace!]

They must be Huns.

[Friedrichs Moustache]

They must be Huns.

It's possible, but I think they're just high on a cocktail of methadone and ePower.

[Friedrichs Moustache]

I think the problem is that you were joking 20%

 

Take my situation for example.

 

I made a joke about fighting with Atletico fans even though I was with K-9 when the fighting started and he can vouch that i wasn't involved.

 

Then someone condones violence against copenhagen fans and doesn't get banned.

 

Any banning over there is more about who made the comments and not about the actual comment.

 

So basically you should take it personally because they don't like you. Which is ok because I'm not sure I like you either. I just tolerate you. 

That's because you don't know me intimately sweetpea. Although I'll need to be a cadaver before you ever take an interest. 

[mizer]

and Mizer licked my face in Munich.

 

Join the fucking line min, I licked many faces 

 

But I ken fa yih ar, good tae hae yi here 

[Superstar Tradesman]

That can be arranged. 

 

FJ if you wouldn't mind, couly you post the percentages of joking/serious so I know whether to laugh at that or call for your  banning?

 

[El Padre™]

Join the fucking line min, I licked many faces 

 

But I ken fa yih ar, good tae hae yi here 

 

Is that Doric or West Country? Incidentally you dont actually speak Doric or have the slightest hint of aberdeen accent in person. 

[mizer]

Incidentally you dont actually speak Doric or have the slightest hint of aberdeen accent in person. 

 

That is because I had to change the way I talked when i moved to Edinburgh, people couldn't understand me. It is sort of stuck in neutral Edinburgh mode now, unless I'm back in Buckie.

[Kowalski]

We must be due a few more introductions from all the recent new members?

[LondonScottish]

We must be due a few more introductions from all the recent new members?

 

Funny that.

 

Hi all. Time I stopped lurking, I suppose. AFC-CHAT no more. 

[stoney]

Stoney

 

24 - almost 25 (not stone  )

 

From the aberdeen area

 

Interests - Being banned from the internet, feltching, torturing small animals!

[Kowalski]

You're just like a couple of Sauchiehall street hookers, lifting your skirts up to any passing forum. 

[LondonScottish]

You're just like a couple of Sauchiehall street hookers, lifting your skirts up to any passing forum. 

 

First one's free. For today only.

[Guest fatshaft]

You're just like a couple of Sauchiehall street hookers, lifting your skirts up to any passing forum. 

There's a rapidly expanding number of us about. 

[hopeisimportant]

Well, I fell out with Donstalk when it crashed and thought it was the end. AFC Chat saved me from the wilderness and was a good home for many hours my life.

 

I've kept tabs on the second wind this place had it has been an enjoyable read (trying to score brownie points to ensure I am not considered a traitor running back to master).

 

However, as you are all aware the hat is crumbling like wacko jackos face so here I am, slowly becoming an active member of donstalk once again.

 

I have been trying to mix and match the two but every day that place gets more rediculous!

 

 

 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

You're more likely to find them up blythswood square 

 

Try Anderston. Blythswood is no longer the place.