tamzarian

Nah. McKenna was captain once, in a friendly against Mexico under McLeish.

The SFA - a great bunch of lads.

Cool, cheers. Got a link?

I've seen a lot of references to these guidelines elsewhere, but no real detail. Do you have any details? Eg. are footballers actually prohibited from going to the pub or otherwise held to a more strict set of laws than the rest of us?

The squad was numbered in order of number of caps each player had at the time (apart from the goalies). Wild.

'It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".'

Everyone buzzing for this then, aye? Bad weather should work in favour of the inferior team...

Our first opponents will be from this list: Liep?ja (LVA) Levadia Tallinn (EST) Barry Town (WAL)/Cliftonville (NIR) Saint Patrick's (IRL) RoPS Rovaniemi (FIN) KÍ (FRO)/Tre Fiori (SMR) https://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/news/newsid=2611301.html

Looks like it'll be Queen of the South in the next round. [shudder]

Two nil, Cosgrove pelanty.

Set up by Wright, good start.

Audio only on Red TV, anyone going to the chat thingy?

Any excuse to share this auld HMHB een with suitable montage (including the dug that put Chic Brodie oot the game for life, hard as fkin nails that c*nt).

Lowe in for Considine. COYR.

South Stand Lower bweefs secured. Get intae these cunts.

^^^ Got pished in the cricket club and passed out after 90 minutes.

How does one obtain such a licence? Do you need 1000+ Top Red points or some shite?

Hypothetically, I suppose Mikey could go to the small claims court for loss of earnings but as well as being pretty fucking funny, it would be a civil action rather than criminal (I think. I did study law for a bit but I was mostly off my tits at the time). It's a shite decision by a bunch of incompetent, and probably biased, dicks. As happens inside and outside workplaces across the world every minute of every day. Thon fat cunt in the bin lorry never faced criminal charges and he killed six folk (probably not a good comparison TBH).

Stopping somebody playing in a couple of fitba matches isn't really a crime, is it? Naebody died or was touched up or anything.

Nah. I once hoofed it from McDiarmid Park to Perth train station. Not that bad a walk actually. I was pished, obviously.

TBF I was seething the other day when I spotted some c*nt wearing a Liverpool shirt on the course. Mind you, it's Norway, there's some c*nt in a Liverpool shirt pretty much everywhere. One-off rounds in places like Porty can be a rip-aff, but if you're playing regularly, it can be great value in the north east - 250 quid to join Huntly as a new member. I suppose the beauty of golf in Scotland, the sheer quantity of courses, can be a weakness in tough times. Every wee village has a club, sometimes in places so wee that it's the only licenced premises. It's a real shame if they end up shutting down.

When will the kickoff times for this fucker get announced?

The SFA are showing it on their Twitter if anyone wants to watch it.

YAS MIN KENNY!

YAS MIN KARI!