Cooking up a storm

[MálagaSheep]

Marvellous 

[manc_don]

Looking good three crazz!

 

How's the feast coming along Málaga?

[MálagaSheep]

Made a erseholes job o my rib o beef! Was gutted. Didnt help by dropping it out the oven all over the floor!

Then over cooked the bloody thing!

 

Dont say a word DD

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Made a erseholes job o my rib o beef! Was gutted. Didnt help by dropping it out the oven all over the floor!

Then over cooked the bloody thing!

 

Dont say a word DD

 

That will explain the lack of a picture, you can't get it right every time Malaga. Was alcohol to blame for your uncharacteristic cooking cock ups by any chance?  :laughing:

[donsdaft]

Made a erseholes job o my rib o beef! Was gutted. Didnt help by dropping it out the oven all over the floor!

Then over cooked the bloody thing!

 

Dont say a word DD

 

 

 

 

I'm saying nothing.

 

My hen could have done with another hour in the pot.

 

It was a'right, and the mealie was a wee bit too long in the pot for perfection.

 

All in all it was fine enough, back to normal tonight though, I made a double load of chilli last week so the second half is defrosting as we speak.

 

Fine

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mrs Donsdaft has just announced that there is bugger all wrong with the hen.

She has taken the meat off the bone and it will be re- cooked as chicken paprikas tomorrow.

Fine again

 

 

[MálagaSheep]

That will explain the lack of a picture, you can't get it right every time Malaga. Was alcohol to blame for your uncharacteristic cooking cock ups by any chance?  :laughing:

 

Aye min, dont think it was helping in the matter. Anyway we had a great day. Hope u lafs all enjoyed the day.

 

Leftovers soup was made the day, athing in a big pot, a spoon o mustard and a spoon of cranberry sauce, water and boiled it up! Lovely.

[Three Crazz]

Round at the in laws yesterday , we had a buffet Affa fine , so the loon back in work today , just the 2 of us , only did a small turkey joint we trimming.

 

 

 

[Three Crazz]

This afternoons lunch , made some broccoli and Stilton soup, with ham n cheese croissants

 

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Away to make a turkey curry ......well cheat really and use a sauce  , turkey defrosted do I fry it for a bit first or just chuck it in the sauce as it's precooked? Hmmm....Salmonella awaits 

[donsdaft]

Tyuk paprikas was fuckin gorgeous

 

Just away to have steak and chips.

 

Keeping out of the kitchen because Mrs. Donsdaft is the expert at chips.

 

Will pop in at the last minute to cook the steak.

 

I was planning on sharing a bottle of red wine with this but too many beers consumed already so will probably stick with that.

 

 

Edit: I didn't, red wine followed by much more beer.

Mrs Donsdaft is still in her bed having a "cold"

I'm pretending to be fine but looking forward to my bed tonight.

[RicoS321]

Away to make a turkey curry ......well cheat really and use a sauce  , turkey defrosted do I fry it for a bit first or just chuck it in the sauce as it's precooked? Hmmm....Salmonella awaits 

 

As long as it's defrosted you'll be fine. Dinna bother frying, just re-heat. There's a certain line of thought that says you shouldnae re-heat turkey or chicken, but they can get fucked, they're spikkin shite.

[MálagaSheep]

Am away to work on a masterpiece for New Year's Day, if i fuck it up! Its been nice chatting to you all on here!

[RicoS321]

Am away to work on a masterpiece for New Year's Day, if i fuck it up! Its been nice chatting to you all on here!

 

Is it a chocolate cock with fully functioning jizz pipe?

[rocket_scientist]

Is it a chocolate cock with fully functioning jizz pipe?

 

That takes a certain kind of imagination to cook that up. Possibly depraved might be the closest description 

[MálagaSheep]

Pulled pork and ma spanish slow roasted tatties

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Looks like you done a good job with no cock ups this time! 

[Three Crazz]

Pulled pork and ma spanish slow roasted tatties

 

 

I had similar tonight, pulled brisket, put into tortillas we some geared chedder and slaw , pocked back into the oven for 10 min , Bobs yer antys live in lover , side o jalapeños

:wino:

 

 

[MálagaSheep]

I has similar tonight, pulled brisket, put into tortillas we some geared chedder and slaw , pocked back into the oven for 10 min , Bobs yer antys live in lover , side o jalapeños

:wino:

 

Brisket for the morn crazz, jist away to start slow bbq the hoor

[RicoS321]

Fits wi' the shitey lookin baps Malaga? I'd have thought yid have made yer ain?

 

I made funcy soup and a veg pie and mash for my guests this evening. I didn't take photaes. It was pretty fine.

[MálagaSheep]

Fits wi' the shitey lookin baps Malaga? I'd have thought yid have made yer ain?

 

I made funcy soup and a veg pie and mash for my guests this evening. I didn't take photaes. It was pretty fine.

 

Handmade baps ya cheeky cunt

[manc_don]

Pulled brisket looks ace.

 

Making my cousin and her family a spag bolognese tonight. Putting us up for a week so the least we can do 

[Three Crazz]

Ok this was yesterday's tea, glazed gammon  we coliflour cheese , croquettes honey roast veg and  puréed pineapple

 

 

 

[Tyrant]

FFS sake. Shouldn't have looked at this thread at the wrong side of lunch time!

[MálagaSheep]

Beer and Burger

 

 

 

Stick yer BK or BMacs up yer ....

[manc_don]

Beer and Burger

 

 

 

Stick yer BK or BMacs up yer ....

 

What cheese did you use there Málaga? Looks amazing