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Jesus Christ Naw

Pah.....dinna think the Gothenburg legends were fed shyte such as "pitch geometry" "false 9" etc Control the f@ckin ba', pass to another c@nt in a red jersey and have a shot at their goal every now and again. Simple.

First single I ever bought about 30 minutes after getting 3 teeth out under twilight gas. Generous tooth fairy..

In / out...... out Pre-match...... applying Anusol to haemorrhoids Match.....lying on sofa listening to bbc commentary Post -match..... inserting ice cubes up sheugh Prediction..... Urgent GP appt Monday to get ass grapes attended to............oh and 0-2, Consi and Burns

Dont give a flying f@ck about where DD lives. Its his bloody boiler that gets me green with envy ( a boiler with repair costs we can only dream about)

One film wonder and subsequent Crossroads ( ) star. Its Dorothy ( Dee Hepburn) with the hair, the tits and the smell.... Hands up all of you who would like to be a friend of Dorothy.

Hun media have noticed Lampard is leaving New York City. Cue one walloper claiming he has links with Chelsea ( in reality he once ate a chelsea bun) and stating that he is joining up as player/coach. Hun wankfest now in full flow. These bellends' sense of entitlement knows no limits

Theres a lot less of her now than there used to be. Ach what the hell why not

Not only did they say it.....they found one. Taylor is indeed qualified to play for Scotland

Ok technically not 70s (1982 to be accurate) But legendary for the disco dancing mutt. Fa kens who is in the costume? Also my mate got dumped by a girl when this was out. So he posted her this as some sort of shite GIRFUY. Her big brother kicked 9 shades of schecht the following week....

Taylor in final 6 months of contract in January? With him just having become a father and with his position as first choice probably gone I can see why his agent is probably lining up clubs down south. Prob more likely he signs a pre contract with someone, cant see Championship clubs being interested though. A Bury or Fleetwood, clubs near his hometown would likely be his destination. (And his level tbh)

It was me who is the guilty arsehole. Athough it was intended as being semi tongue in cheek, it was also meant to give a kick up the arse. Anger is a terrible emotion and tbh I was expecting a ban on the back of it. A few of you can indeed put 2 and 2 together esp those who saw it. However Ive since seen something on another thread which may go to explaining a lot about something. I was out of order. Apologies everyone

3rd pic I was thinking she looks like somebody. After 20 minutes of wracking my brain I realised its f@ckin David Cassidy. ( for all you young eens he was like Justin Bieber in the early 70s). For that reason I'm out

A jobby is perfectly traceable contains plenty DNA to positively ID a suspect

Fk me he's starting on someone else now.

Simmie is in the post

Saunier Boilers Company Hungarian service engineer. An absolute cockwomble of a man who should never have been appointed in the first place. His record of sourcing spare parts over the course of his tenure has been shocking. I'm hearing rumours he is also regularly on the piss. So expect to see him appointed Head of Internal Heating at Pittodrie by Xmas

Was looking forward to a bit of Brighton scooter action when I saw the thread topic

Move to Spain or Hungary. Invest in shares in Saunier boiler company. Its the future...

I'm in as long as it doesnt squirt when it comes

Turning up for work sober is no guarantee of professional competence. McInnes once bought Dick Foster off us for 150k whilst stone cold sober. More recently Mr Hovis signed Barton, Kranjcar, and Joe Swash when not a drop had passed his respectful lips

I heard he was offered 200k but held out till der Hun coughed up 250k as he was hoping to use the payoff to buy a Saunier Duval Therma Classic F25C boiler for his gaffe down south ( a boiler Joey Barton could recently only dream about)

a) rules b) You cant leave us all hanging with a quarter of a story. Expand....

Oh I wouldnt say that. Youve given plenty the thumbs up on WYOWYN

Eyesight fucked. £ signs are rolling in Donsdafts eyes as we speak