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I reckon if we beat Timothy in the cup final McInnes will be away before season's end. We'd get decent compo, and yes I'd take McLeish as a replacement. If we came calling I don't think he would be able to resist a homecoming.

Cant see any reason not to

You dont look at the mantelpiece etc etc And you don't argue when she says she will pay the bill

Hell yeah. Free golf at Turnberry; million dollar a year job at Trump Tower signing for receipt of toilet rolls, coffee etc; access to the best barber on earth. Whats not to like

Not saying that Mulgrew is good or anything. However Mulgrew with 2 broken legs is still better than f@ckin Russell Martin and Grant Hanley. Has anyone checked if O' Conner has a Scottish granny hidden away somewhere? Second thoughts don't bother. Strachan is probably checking out Clint Hill's genealogy as we speak...

Given the draw, which Djokovic would have hand picked if he could ( and could get even easier for Djokovic if as expected Raonic pulls out), I'd say its very nearly impossible for Murray to remain number 1 after London. Even if Murray reaches the final, after his recent heavy schedule and Djokovic's sporadic appearances, Djokovic is bound to be much fresher and likely to come through. Id still back Murray to regain top spot early next season though.

Odds on him joining Dhims till the end of the season? He is an odious cretin for sure but a fit Barton up here is certainly good enough to contribute. Could easily cover for lego muncher in games against Killie, Thistle etc allowing Broony to give his weary legs a rest. And simultaneously deliver a huge GIRFUY to Mr Hovis and the orc hordes

Hoovering up 20k a week from sevco would cause anyone extreme anxiety. The poor chap needs an extended period of rest. Around 18 months should be enough

Went to the quack, prescribed me a course of leeches and called me a duckie. Looks like i'll be making a chum of Bob

Its about 6 ft 3. I'm not giving it the podger but I am recommending Deek give her a trial with a view to her becoming O' Connor's regular centre back partner

Hilarious thread on sevco media. Poll says 73% want Mr Hovis given his jotters. They want Frank de Boer to replace him.....only c@nt they could afford would be Frank de Spencer :rofl:

Whilst I think he was signed with a view to being the midfield bruiser we so badly need, he didnt shine when played there early season and now he is just too dependable at centre back to try in a different position. Who becomes his regular partner is up for debate. Taylor is a bombscare, Reynolds is powderpuff, Considong is played left back most of the time. Jack isnt the answer either. Lacks the pace to get up and down the park and like Reynolds is just not physically imposing against the really big barstewards that Fartz, Caley, even Celtic have.

This is who Why? Well she is topical (over here). And the ultimate goal of any WYOWYN surely has to be achieving the holy grail of getting a clean sweep of no thank yous. To find the ultimate pot boiler. Some poor bint Frank McAvennie and Buc wouldn't even plunge. And as Gervaise has dived in head first without even a snorkel, it appears my mission has failed.....

Just rang ladbrokes to ask for odds on buc giving the big thumbs up. 4/11 he does the rapper up the crapper...

Representin' da Norf Weezy, bustin out a rhyme, When I say Honey you say G Honey G Honey G If you got a big D are you gonna let her search it?

That Addey Jones quine is affa fine. Just before my time, never heard of her before but I'll be checkin out her back catalogue for sure. Remarkably well coiffeured bush for late 70s/early 80s

did anyone just hear Deek tell the female interviewer " What a stupid question" :rofl:

Thats mair like it!

Bossing it? Possession maybe but they should be 1 or 2 up missed a couple of sitters. Any team that presses us nullifies us

Here's one that'll get Donsdaft's fire burning. Nae chuggin aff at this a you young eens. Ye'll gan blind ye ken

Jo Guest's best work was done in publications where page 3 tended to be the Contents List

Inter City Fleet were most definately Hibs. They had a few crews, CCS tended to focus their activities up near Waverley Station and the back streets around Leith Walk and the east end of Princes Street. By far the worst was Hibs Baby Service. Junked up stab happy mentalists.

If you see a resemblance then you are in dire need of a decent optometrist. If only there were someone on this board who could sort you out.....

Shrewsbury

This season it has to be the big pink bus shelter but overall Easter Road was always my favourite away day. Had a few tasty run ins with the ICF at the railway bridge in the mid 80s...