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I'm with Donsdaft on this one.....I always want whatever incarnation of der Hun to get pumped no matter who plays them. Beating the Dhims in their backyard will then give our victory even more credence.

Very very average performance today but job done, its a game that magoo or calderwood would have found a way to feck up in previous years. Thought Shinnie was by far our best performer as said before apart from the goal cannot see how on earth Mclean copped man of the match. What does worry me is how utterly honking Reynolds was. Taylor often gets pelters but I hope to hell he isnt out long cos Reynolds is getting bullied every time he plays.

Another guilty pleasure. Could never ever ever have admitted it in the 70s. It would have killed my old man for one...

He would also have probably installed Dick Foster as right back :'(

https://youtu.be/a5NzNvipssc?list=RDa5NzNvipssc This was in the charts when i started high school. Nick Garvey has to be one of Britain's most underrated songwriters ever.

http://celebritiesporngallery.cdnheros.com/image2/h9p3rj0acq.jpg Ginger landing strip but i'm in nonetheless..

As I posted elsewhere I don't think the job will be offered to McInnes when the time comes. I reckon its been already promised to rabid hun Billy Davies.

Referees that have the bottle to award penalties because of all the wrestling that goes on at corners and free kicks near the box. This has become a cancer in the game with defenders grappling attackers almost rugby tackling them. The refs cant be unaware this is happening TV highlights show it up every week and there is no way the ref can be unsighted from 10 yards away or less. This could be wiped out in a matter of weeks with a rash of penalties awarded and a dose of yellow/red cards for the offenders.

If / when Strachan walks, probably after the inevitable horsing from a poor England side, I fully expect rabid hun Billy Davies to be given the poisoned chalice. The only good thing being that it should send his career swirling down the U-bend for a final time.

Have a Simmie on me Oxford :rofl:

Shrewsbury want Archibald at Plastic Whistle as their new gaffer. If he takes it whats the odds on Stubbs getting the Thistle gig

Reminds me of Auld Years night 1982 when my mate set me up with a blind date goin to a party. The bastard had persuaded me to run with it as he was banging her best friend. I was told she was the spittin image of Trisha Yates out of Grange Hill, so I splashed out on 2 bottles of Blue Nun as well as my supply of Tartan Special and looked forward to celebrating the New Year with a bang. However on actually meeting the quine she looked more like Jess Yates out of Stars on Sunday ( go google all you young eens). Wearing a f@ckin ra ra skirt with legs like Willie Miller. Surprisingly she turned out to be a right dirty hoor and I'dve went back for more if i could have worn a blindfold and not have to parade her around town. A few years later she was about 25 stone ( no surprise tbh) and apparently she died in her early 30s.

Only thing about Greece that gets on my wick is the plumbing system that belongs in Fred Flintstone's era. Nothing worse than emptying your jacksie after 6 pints of Mythos, a couple of raki chasers and a lamb kleftiko to then have to wipe said ringpiece and drop the paper in a bin ( where the lid is always always broken). Every day is banquet day for Greek bluebottles. As a fabby wee alternative try Budva in Montenegro. Dubrovnik airport just 45 minutes up the road though theres a wee airport 10 minutes away in Tivat which has a few flights from Manchester and Gatwick. At present its mainly Russians that holiday there but in 2-3 years it'll be popular as hell.

Her face is fine as far as I'm concerned........its the brain inside her napper that concerns me. She makes that dozy joot Kelly look like a Nobel prizewinner. I'm in as long as she keeps her trap shut all through the act

Probably get pelters for this but song that reminds me of the first time i fell in love ( tho I was too immature to do anything about it) was when I was 11.......Sandy by John Travolta in Grease. This was in 1st year at high school the girl in question ended up going out with a 6th year when we were in 2nd year. And now aged 50 she looks like a horse ( seriously) and dresses like a 1930s housemaid. I suppose time hasnt been too kind to me either though....

Alice Alice I'd deffo fuk da Alice.......oh and you can throw in Donsdafts daughter and ex for good measure...

Bit of Nile Rodgers/Bernard Edwards production. Thought it was a heap of shyte at the time only 20 years later did I recognise their genius.

Registered nurse (general)

definately would get a newsflash from my special down under correspondent

" Early doors" "textses" ( a frequent occurance on the Jeremy Kyle show) "thinking outside the box"

Mad as a box of frogs. Body needs engineering works on a scale similar to that on the new Forth Crossing to restore it to a presentable state. I won't be tendering for the contract

Unfortunately the ex player who has had most success is without doubt McLeish with Der Hun (deceased). Is he a future Dons manager? I'd say its almost inevitable. There is no current manager within our budget range who is sticking out like a sore thumb that could replace McInnes when the parting of ways inevitably occurs ( I know Hartley has been suggested and Houston at Falkirk is a relatively safe pair of hands notwithstanding he is an odious cretin personality wise). So if Eck is available at the appropriate time I reckon he is who we will turn to.

A note for Gospel of Thomas? Attach it to a credit line for Haddows and it might just come off. With his lack of posts in Abmad recently I honestly thought he had been sectioned.....

I'll give her a yes on the proviso I get an interview the next day on her breakfast show and she tells me my performance was really really good

She used to be in an 80s/early 90s comedy "Watching". If you had offered up her co star Emma Wray Idve jumped in with no armbands but sorry Lisa Tarbuck is just too big boned for my taste. Plus she would insist on taking you home to meet daddy. That would have me jumping off the Forth Bridge