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He isnt wrong If you have a spare half hour take a shooftie at the bears den forum. Ive been in there about 18 months keep having to recreate new profiles as about every couple of months I cant resist whacking in a bait post which gets me called every Hun euphemism for catholics and then cops me a ban. Theres one utter roaster in there called King Kirk who should be starring on the Edinburgh Fringe he was an absolute hoot at the time Scott Allan was wangling his way outta the cabbage the berk posted hundreds of times how it was a done deal Allan was inbound to Hunville, assured the c@nts that Allan was a bowler hatted sash wearing son of Billy the Satsuma. Fecker nearly got lynched when Allan joined the dhims :rofl:

We canna be the only ones out there in a lace as vast as the universe. Physicists are finally coming round to the idea that the laws of physics that govern us in our wee corner of the universe may not apply elsewhere. Read recently that quantum theory has shown there are at least 6 dimensions with another 3 or 4 beyond that where the physical laws that we understand just do not seem to fit. The US I'm sure know a helluva lot more about "aliens" than they are letting on. What goes on in Area 51 fascinates me, I've read articles where its said that they have a crashed alien craft there and they are trying ( and possibly succeeding) in reverse engineering it. I can only just remember the last moon landing, we were told that within 10 years a mission to Mars was going to happen. This got put on the back burner for various reasons, mainly economical, but its back on the cards. Just 120 years ago there were no such things as aeroplanes. I reckon that my great grandchildren will probably witness inter galactic travel in their lifetime. Captain Kirk could be made a reality.

Must be nearly 80 now. I'd be feart bits of her would fall off. Has to be a no unless someone can invent a time machine to take me back 40 odd years

Whoever got the gig after Fergie was on a hiding to nothing. Porterfield had done fairly well with Rotherham and Sheffield United winning promotions with both taking Sheff U from old 4th division to 2nd division in 3 years but Aberdeen in the mid 80s was a completely different level to that of where he had been operating. To me he was a cheap option and totally inappropriate to the rebuilding job required at that time. when Man U appointed Fergie and Knox, their board was horrified (and amazed) to find out that Knox had been earning substantially more as our assistant manager than Ron Atkinson had been at the time of his firing. With the CWC team pretty much all gone by 87 bar McLeish and Miller and Simmie we needed someone of an equal stature to Souness who was building the first decent squad at Ibrox in nearly 10 years. At that point we were capable of matching their spending and could fairly easily outspend Celtic. He got Nicholas fairly cheaply but his other signings were on the whole disasters, players only suitable for English lower leagues who wouldn't have improved a St Mirren or Hibs far less us. I felt at the time we should havr tried to get Davie Hay off Celtic whose time there was coming to an end and was treated disgracefully by the Celtic board. However Porterfield it was and by the time Smith and Scott got appointed the huns were a mile ahead of us, we could compete in cups but over a long season we just weren't strong enough. Could still greet about 90/91 though. 25 years later it still hurts...

Another Simmie for Donsdaft If only the Italian earthquake could strike Edmiston Drive (nae casualties just flatten the fucker)

Sign Your Name.....Terence Trent D'Arby

Hayes is an enigma as is McGinn. Both as we know can be matchwinners on their day but if they are off form they are passengers and in Mcginns case its like playing with 10 men.....at least when Jonny is off form he will still try like a c@nt. Our problem remains being lightweight when playing big physical teams. We still need a big bruiser of a midfielder in the style of a Draper or a Rogic. Shinnie and Jack are doing the job at present but neither are physically imposing enough to do it properly. ( Aside the fact Shinnie is best at left back and playing him there would allow us to try Consi beside O'connor at centre back which i think may prove to be our best pairing). I really hope McInnes is allowed to address this in the January window, spending 250-300k if necessary to get the right man in

It was indeed Mcdiarmid. Robertson got sent off at 1-0 down in around the 20th minute but he had been booked in the first minute IIRC and was steaming into challenges like a headless chicken, the world and his wife could see what was about to happen but Smith/Scott did f@ack all. Of course that was the day Mcleish supposedly "injured" himself in the warm up, though (again linked to the alleged Gillhaus incident) supposedly he told Jocky if Gillhaus got picked after what happened then he wisnae playing..

Had a quick squint on sevco media to see if any update on Barton. Word is the reason for his suspension, after lamping Halliday on the training ground, Mr Hovis told him to cool it, Barton ( now a legend in my eyes) told the magic twat "my kids are older than this club!" Oh and the meltdown on there is epic after last nights result too. Breadman oot is the general consensus. Sevco....Scotlands second best comedy after Still Game!

I was at the 5-0 St Johnstone fiasco on the day Gillhaus allegedly caused all hell breaking loose on the team bus down. ( no idea if the rumours were true I've heard from guys who swear its a million percent true and others who say its a pile of shyte). This was the game that cost us the title that year, not the final game of the season at Mordor, a 1-0 victory that day in Perth would have won us the league on goal difference. What is certain is that Gillhaus that season had chucked it for whatever reason and yet Smith and Scott kept picking him instead of cutting their losses and selling him and getting a decent replacement in. When Miller took over he punted him relatively quickly but I agree that his signings were the start of our long slow decline. Mckinnon, Kane, Winnie etc were just not in the class required despite fees being paid for them that 20 odd years later we can now only dream about. Miller will always be God for his playing achievements but as a manager unfortunately he proved himself out of his depth. But if I'd known who his successors would be over the following 10 years I would gladly have given him a 10 year contract.

40 years jesus where did time go. I remember the Chicago tune well as it reminds me of rushing home from playing from playing for the Boys Brigade fitba team on a Saturday morning to try and catch the last half hour on Swap Shop and get the latest chart rundown. The Chicago song seemed to be in the charts forever

One of the most annoying squeaky voices on earth and if anything manages to be even unfunnier than Mondays "comedienne". Needs a gag fitted permanently. This one is a no....

Simmie for donsdaft

Nov/dec 82. 5th year at high school and suddenly out of nowhere l'm one of the coolest dudes in town, chicks are asking me out right left and centre. It only lasted a couple of years but by christ I took full advantage https://youtu.be/nlPEt4---lg

Quick glance at Sevco meedja board shows the zombie hordes think Craig Thomson is Scottish fitba's worst man in black. This is no mean feat considering the well published fact that Gollum is a Religious Education teacher in Roman Catholic high school in Bellshill.... FWIW i don't think he is a cheat just completely inept. Get him back to reffing the juniors.

Gargantuan hooter could she tolerate my post coital guffs? If so put me down for next monday night

Bits have definately been sorted. There's photographic evidence out there in t'internet land if you know where to search

I couldnt possibly comment

Well the cat is oot the bag ( no its not a euphemism). The funny thing though is who she/he is supposed to have banged. Step forward an SPFL manager......who by all accounts definately would

This one is a bit more controversial, its Scouser ( and rumoured to have a "thing" for the odd football manager) Chelsey Harwood. No googling until you have posted in or out.....

I'd have Porterfield, Alex Miller and Paterson at equal 13th. Never forgiven Porterfield for inflicting us with Gary Hackett, Tom Jones and Keith f@ckin Edwards. Only redeeming feature is he realised he was out of his depth and resigned relatively quickly, allowing Alex Smith (who I'd have at number 2 on that list) to halt the decline.

But will be sold to a big club for about 10 millon, giving the dhims a quick profit of 9 million and allowing them to replace him with another up and coming talent of similar quality at a price that's relatively cheap but way out of anyone else in Scotland's league. Agents know that a young up and coming player at a small club is far better served joining Celtic rather than a Watford, Stoke or similar as they will be first choice immediately and gain Champions League experience and therefore a far higher potential profile and also know Celtic will sell after 18-24 months at a price which is astronomicalin Scottish terms but an absolute snip at top EPL or European club terms.

as long as she promised not to do any of her ( utterly honkin) comedy routine I'm in. I'm an equal opportunities lothario....

Smokes like a chimney. So only in if its a doggy style fuck. Her ears are like the FA Cup handles so handy for hanging on to