Ten Caat

This ones 30 odd years past her prime. Grey pubes and granny pants just dont do it for me

Shes 20 years past her best plus if anyone remembers her "unique" vocal style can you imagine the racket she would make as she reached her climax

Arse is the size of Wales. I wont be plastering her walls

Vikings fan here only reason back in 97 first time in Florida was buying the loon an NFL top I thought he would go for a Dolphins or Bucs top being as it was Florida but he was adamant he wanted a Vikings one with the QB at that time Dante Culpepper on the back, and in all the years since this year looks like the first they have a reasonable shot at going all the way to the Super Bowl. As an aside the wee sports outlet we got the top in was in Florida Mall. Fitba wasnt big in the States then but they had tops from all the top European teams of the time.....AC Milan, Real Madrid, Arsenal etc. Only had one Scottish team available. Celtic? nope......Huns? nah........Dons? ffs..........nope the only Scottish team available was the world famous East f@ckin Fife!

She can let me in her front door any day

Ive been saying for 2 seasons now that Reynolds is just not physically up to being a central defender in the SPFL he is far too easily bullied and any pace he had when he first joined us has now gone. Id like to see O' Connor and Consi given a go as a pairing allowing Shnnie to play at left back, or, if he is needed in midfield, Reynolds to slot in a t left back where he would be less exposed to being bullied.

Its the St Mirren story I'd be interested hearing. I remember him winning promotion with them to the Premier League and being fired within days. We then appointed him fairly sharpish, my old man ( a diehard Clyde fanatic) said we would regret it, hinting that he knew something but never expanded on it and died at a young age without me ever getting to question him about what info he had on Fergie.

She would get a soggy bottom from me

As a replacement / upgrade for Reynolds?

Fat birds have never done it for me. Coupled with the fact she is about a funny as a dose of dysentery its a great big no from me

September 85 we had just scudded the dead club 0-3 at Ibrokes ( the game they had 2 sent off in first 30 minutes we had one sent off too ...Black IIRC). Anyway the orcs had almost rioted trying to get the game abandoned without success, at full time me and my buddy exited the Broomloan upper and along with a couple of thousand other dandies were faced with an orc horde intent on causing trouble. After taking a torrent of gobs from the manky cunts I lost it and went to hook the nearest one who ducked and about 4 or 5 of his mates tried to back him up. Meanwhile a squad of Strathclyde cuntstables suddenly appear and threaten to lock up me and my mate. Our Dons tops were literally dripping with the phlegs of these manky gits but those hun rozzers couldnt give a f@ck. That was last time I ever set foot in Mordor.

Its a big yes she could only be improved by having a cadbury's flake jammed up her babymixer

if yer no a hun in Ayrshire you must be one o they coos

Hope some f@cker has had the good sense to tip off East Stand Elsie from caravan mad we are all here now. That knut is comedy gold every time he gets his pocket money and tops up his credit.

Another refugee, looks like abmad will be dying a relatively quick death now Ed has gone. Onwards and upwards. As said previous we all want the same thing. Stand Free!