Donstalk Advent Calender

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Door 14

 

[MálagaSheep]

 

Simmie

[rocket_scientist]

Why does she have to look so vacuous?

 

And I can hardly thinking that stilettos would be comfortable in bed, nor very practical actually.

[Garlogie_Granite]

Why does she have to look so vacuous?

 

And I can hardly thinking that stilettos would be comfortable in bed, nor very practical actually.

Extremely practical sir, they make for excellent hunnels.

[donsdaft]

She should give up the pints of black and tan

and go on to a dry white wine.

 

Other than that it's a yes.

I might even buy her a pint

[MálagaSheep]

Behind Door 15

 

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Behind Door 15

 

 

oocha beastie!..good een 

[Garlogie_Granite]

:o

[donsdaft]

That'll do me nicely

[1903_Redz]

WOWSERS!!!! 

 

It's never too early to be unwrapping those bad boys!!! 

[Ten Caat]

https://youtu.be/ItRkoqcL1C4

 

[MálagaSheep]

Door number 16,

 

 

 

 

 

Its another one for the donstalk ladies

 

[Ten Caat]

Durrant  :cardred:

[donsdaft]

Booooo

[Elgindon]

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Lets get this back on track, door 17

 

[donsdaft]

That's better

[TheDeeDon]

Behind Door 15

 

 

If only AFC could have a pair as potent as that up front then all our problems would be solved.

[MálagaSheep]

Door number 16,

 

 

 

 

 

Its another one for the donstalk ladies

 

Ffs a crock for that? Is

[MálagaSheep]

door No 18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

mmmmmmmmmm That makes me want to go Doon toon for dinner!

[TheDeeDon]

door No 18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If that Santa got stuck up my lum, my little chimney sweeping brush would be worn out trying to poke her oot.

 

Your giving us boys AND girls some festive delights this Xmas, Malaga.

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Looks like door 19 is for Buc............but I wouldn't mind a shotty 

 

[MálagaSheep]

No comment

[BigAl]

Looks like door 19 is for Buc............but I wouldn't mind a shotty 

 

 

Cannae beat a bit of meat on the bone