Day 1, behind Door 1

 

 

Santa's busy little helper

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where's the chocolate?

Where's the chocolate?

 

I wouldn't mind a lick o her chocolate starfish.

 

Good Idea Malaga, keep the hairys coming 

I would need to rip that green and white shite aff her.... but only because i want to find the chocolate. 

I wouldn't mind a lick o her chocolate starfish.

 

Good Idea Malaga, keep the hairys coming 

 

Hoi ye perv, it dis na have to be hairys everyday. But it helps and its a board effort, someone can open a door the morn for a perv sorry a mean a treat!

 

Just a bit o fun

Good idea Malaga min.

Pity about the green and white hoops but I'll overlook it seeing as it's nearly xmas.

Obviously there will be a fair bit of red and white going about to overcome the more original green.

 

 

For the record, I would

Aye for sure I'm hoping for one or two larger ladies maybe size 18-24 or thereabouts.

 

But a def yes

Since am up first, i will open Door 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha ha i like it, sure there'll be a few disappointed folk expecting something to warm them up 

Check the antlers on her.

And buc will still be in 

Day 3

 

How's this for a back four?

 

 

 

Hope thats the Huns back 4 the day.

Is that nae Ingles second from the left

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck sake I'm getting dottled, I thought it was the nutcracker.

 

Ah well, royal xmas dinner for us.....roast swan.

 

 

Okay, ignore the last few posts.

 

I give you the delightful and very beautiful Ekaterina Maximova

Day 4

 

 

No takers for the dancers, maybe this'll please you more on xmas morning.

 

 

I

Thats better DD. 

It's still Ekaterina for me.

 

 

(with the time machine of course)

Just got a stonkin cheap extended warranty for my time machine

 

Ekaterina could be doable if someone can prove she didna get a portion fae that big Nureyev jessie

 

For now I'll stick to helping the twa quines fill their boxes

You mean you would as long as Rudolf hadn't shagged her.

Extra treat today behind day 4. (Am bored as its torrential rain here)

 

 

 

 

Apparently it was 34 years ago this was screened!

 

So it said on Facebook

 

Thanks Malaga, love Only Fools and Horses.  Been a while since i've seen that episode, cheered me right up! 

Door 5

 

 

 

 

How every Dons fan feels for the past 7 days.

 

But will Buc give him the thumbs up despite the gloom?

Extra treat today behind day 4. (Am bored as its torrential rain here)

 

 

 

 

Apparently it was 34 years ago this was screened!

 

So it said on Facebook

 

Thirty four year FFS.....even before we conquered Europe 

Where the fuck is time going 

 

Life was a lot simpler back in those days

And for the 5th of December, one of me for all you ladies out there

Merry xmas  :twisted:

  Bugger already the doors been open