Day 1, behind Door 1

 

 

Santa's busy little helper

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oooft no. Over 25  years as a general nurse has left my back in tatters.

 

She would finish me off

 

 

 

 

 

10/10 all woman

 

Sorry Buc, but thighs that size indicate a fanny which would reek of fish on par we a trawler on a hot day!

 

 

Sorry Buc, but thighs that size indicate a fanny which would reek of fish on par we a trawler on a hot day!

 

I was thinking similar when i noticed the sussies!

 

Could you imagine the laughs they'd be having in the factory when they're making suspenders that size... 

Come on lads I see nothing but a good time from a good time girl anyway she's far from being fat.

 

And behind door 20 today?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very inviting!

Hello ladies

And behind door 20 today?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very inviting!

 

That's more like it Malga.

 

Looking at that photo makes me wish I trained as a photographer and I certainly wouldn't need a tripod to rest my camera on taking pictures like above.

 

I think I'd spunk ma britches if I had to take that picter 

Opened this door on the bus, had scroll down quickly!

Yup even  though a few sizes too small I'm not one to be too fussy .can't afford to be .

 

So its a big YES one at a time .

 

Door 21

 

Happy solstice to you all

Door 21

 

 

Much better

Yes and why not very nice.

Them twa lassies look as though they would empty Santa's sack in nae time

Door 21

 

 

ANother Xmas cracker today lads, very nice.

 

 

 

10/10 all woman

 

If she lay back and opened her legs, she'd be a great bin to put the old wrapping paper in.

 

 

Take your time and think this one through Buc... just cos she's a big lass doesn't mean to say you've got to just jump in!!!! 

Here is # 22 well according to my timeline should be the 22nd some where on planet Earth  :rofl:

 

 

Now now, she's not that bad but she did promise me she would delete that photo 

Ffs min!

 

 

What kind of google search u type in for that? 

i just searched " secret mothers xmas party "

 

 

think this came up top o the list, Ali mcoists mother 

 

Ok thanks.

Need to think about this one .

Heading towards a no.

Have a Simmie for even contemplating it! 

Simmie to Buc for resisting.....so far

Have a Simmie for even contemplating it! 

 

Easy with the Simmies GB

 

He hasnt ruled out Sunty yet...