Sex and drugs and sausage rolls

[CtS]

People of Donstalk, for the love of fuck let's spice this puppy up a bit.  This place is dire between matches, I've even started flirting a bit with the hat again....

 

Entertain me. Now.

 

Ta.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Fuck off you chubby loving muthafucka!!

 

I fart in your general direction.

[scotfree]

You are dead to me CTS. 

[manc_don]

The man makes a good point, next stop will be his wife 

[bloo_toon_red]

You're my favourite Donstalker.

 

Honest.

 

[Superstar Tradesman]

You're not allowed to post any interesting life experiences on here or folk stuck on rigs in Muslim shitholes get upset and ruin the thread.  It's best all round if you stick to posting about what type of animal's scrotum they're serving there for lunch or what type of soooooped up Scoobiez you drives looool bro. 

 

So what's everyone driving/eating for lunch these days?

[dave_min]

Does this mean it's time to fire-up the 'DT Music Game' thread again?

[Tyrant]

What are you on about? This place is a fucking non-stop riot... when we sack a manager. Nae wonder we're always trying to get the gaffers sacked.

[fatjim]

I signed up for the hat as well just because there is a lack of zoomers on this website.

[Tyrant]

I signed up for the hat as well just because there is a lack of zoomers on this website.

 

 

Aye well we can only hope to attract the likes of Stoney and Caledonia back at some point. 

[fatjim]

 

Aye well we can only hope to attract the likes of Stoney and Caledonia back at some point. 

 

I miss Caledonia and his thick as pig shit rants.

[BigAl]

 

I miss Caledonia and his thick as pig shit rants.

 

I miss Adam & Seebass to name but two

Don't miss CtS's missus, as still pop round fairly regular

[fatjim]

 

I miss Adam & Seebass to name but two

Don't miss CtS's missus, as still pop round fairly regular

 

It's virtually impossible to miss her as she is huge.

[CtS]

Thread closed, you cunts.

[BigAl]

 

It's virtually impossible to miss her as she is huge.

 

Some guys like that though 

 

Is that not amongst your list of perversions 

[CtS]

To be fair 'huge' doesn't really do her justice.

[fatjim]

 

Some guys like that though 

 

Is that not amongst your list of perversions 

 

 

I will fuck anything without a pulse.

[Superstar Tradesman]

I rest my case.

 

 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

I rest my case.

 

 

 

Yes, but where?

[bloo_toon_red]

let's spice this puppy up a bit.

 

Little bit of ginger?

 

[Madbadteacher]

that's the dog's bollocks of dinners there!

[BigAl]

that's the dog's bollocks of dinners there!

 

Fuck sake min

 

 

 

 

You're barking mad

[manc_don]

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/bath-salts-in-the-wound-0000320-v19n7?utm_source=vicetwitter

 

 

[bloo_toon_red]

I've even started flirting a bit with the hat again....

 

I've just had a look over there.  By Christ it doesn't get any better does it?  I think I lost 10 IQ points just browsing the forum.

[BigAl]

I've just had a look over there.  By Christ it doesn't get any better does it?  I think I lost 10 IQ points just browsing the forum.

 

Only 10 

There are obviously a few posters o'er there that you completely ignored.

One in particular has a name that matchs his posts, and is backed up by a couple of others.

Having said that there are a right few posters that i'd love to entice over here