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Gary Monk punted from Middlesbrough after 6months in charge

 

English football is a joke

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Gary Monk punted from Middlesbrough after 6months in charge

 

English football is a joke

 

That is mental. He has been given no time at all.

rocket_scientist
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The timing of it was more than bizarre, after a good away win.

 

Perhaps the Boro board have delusions of grandeur.

 

Or maybe they didn’t like the cut of the cunt’s gib.

 

It’s also possible that a manager they consider to be better has become available.

 

In the spirit of exploring all possibilities, Monk maybe fucked a board members 17 year old daughter.

 

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The timing of it was more than bizarre, after a good away win.

 

Perhaps the Boro board have delusions of grandeur.

 

Or maybe they didn’t like the cut of the cunt’s gib.

 

It’s also possible that a manager they consider to be better has become available.

 

In the spirit of exploring all possibilities, Monk maybe fucked a board members 17 year old daughter.

 

Looks like the bit in bold may have been the reason as Tony Pulis has been appointed.

rocket_scientist
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Looks like the bit in bold may have been the reason as Tony Pulis has been appointed.

 

Yes it appears that reason to be infinitely more likely than Monks having exercised an indiscretion against a young lassie.

 

He may have been caught having sex with a farmyard animal of course, but that likelihood may have been more than very remote. Had that occurred, and there is zero evidence or suggestion of evidence that it did (at this stage), the timing of the infraction would have been material, if indeed the shagging of a goat or a Fresian cow is considered an infraction. If caught with his balls coo or sheep-deep during working hours, see ya later. If sliding into the animal outwith working hours, I'm sure Monks would've been happy to take a weeks wages and a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

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Looks like the bit in bold may have been the reason as Tony Pulis has been appointed.

 

Interesting appointment, I've never really seen Pulis at a club where he will be expected to try and win a title/get promoted.  Wonder if the tribute act actually ever spoke to him. 

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Swansea appoint Carlos Carvalhal as manger. Carvalhal was sacked himself from Sheffield Wednesday job on Christmas Eve.

rocket_scientist
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Swansea appoint Carlos Carvalhal as manger. Carvalhal was sacked himself from Sheffield Wednesday job on Christmas Eve.

 

Bizarreness again. Both managers therefore got sacked after the Shef Weds v. Boro game. Wednesday reacted to his sacking with a 3-0 away win at Forest. Swansea are rolling a dice but their game is doomed. Can’t see anybody saving them and this muppet especially. The Swansea board must be mad. Some terrible appointments but this may be their worst yet.

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Bizarreness again. Both managers therefore got sacked after the Shef Weds v. Boro game. Wednesday reacted to his sacking with a 3-0 away win at Forest. Swansea are rolling a dice but their game is doomed. Can’t see anybody saving them and this muppet especially. The Swansea board must be mad. Some terrible appointments but this may be their worst yet.

 

That’s a mental appointment. Reading the comments on HYS it’s quite clear a lot of folk are pissed off with Jenkins selling up to some yanks. Lost the soul of the club and haven’t reinvested what they’ve made. Meanwhile Cardiff fans are pishing themselves. Usually makes for a good read  ;D

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I see Warburton has been binned by Forest. Nae doubt another basket case club Deek will be linked with.

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Biggest shock of the season so far, mark Hughes has been sacked after their 2-1 loss today. Surprised it took them this long in all honesty.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Paul Lambert (part of the jobs for the boys merry go round in English football ) appointed as new stoke City manager

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Paul Lambert (part of the jobs for the boys merry go round in English football ) appointed as new stoke City manager

 

Stoke accepting relegation then.

Madbadteacher
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Paul Lambert (part of the jobs for the boys merry go round in English football ) appointed as new stoke City manager

 

Fantastic! Won't be the next Scotland boss then  ;D

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Fantastic! Won't be the next Scotland boss then  ;D

 

Every cloud and all that ;)

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Nielsen punted by the English franchise fc. Not surprising in the slightest.

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Surprised he lasted so long the MK fans wanted him out in October. 6 months off and he will rock up at Tannadump when Shabba Wanks fails to get the caravan dwellers up....

  • 1 month later...
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Brendan Rodgers linked with Arsenal  ::)

 

:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:

 

By his agent maybe ;)

 

 

  • 2 weeks later...
Madbadteacher
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Pellegrino sacked by Southampton.

Was looking at the stats on the BBC website, not one manager in recent times (out of 15  :eek:) lasted 100 games!

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