Madbadteacher

ELO? Too much hair!

An orchestra, any orchestra, never go hungry again

Or sign for wangers........................................... ...........................Oh, wait a min.........................

staying up and getting up out of a nice warm wife-filled bed aint quite the same

0645 on a Sunday? C'mon the only game that'll get me up that early will be a final! And even then I'll come back to Ecosse first! BTW do we have a worse "attacking" player than Garry Hackett yet?

Bless you!

Does it not go back to the days of the "old" Beach End from the 60's? Before the plastic seating appeared in the Sooth Stand? (I can only remember from the 70's onwards so neen of yer "auld mannie" shite please)

Missed the game online, just too early for me for a Sunday Sounds like we're going backward again though if it's bringing back memories of Portaloo!

Agree 100% Although I'll wager it's like a lot of the English curriculum suggested texts, "having" to study a book tends to ruin it. For example I really used to hate 1984, but once I read it myself out of choice I found it to be an excellent book. Still canna stand Shakespeare though!

Never done illegal drugs, nae worth the risk when most antibiotics and especially aspirin give me hallucinations!

Lovely and sunny here, and not just beacuse of the plight of gwasgow wangers

I thought Davie Weir had left them?

Well Gav certainly isn't thin

I would like to think his contract means he has to stay............ Tough shit min!

OK, Bye. Twat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17045572 LMFAO Will they want him to sign Dazzler for his penalty skills (a la Firhill vs QP in shootout)...."That's 3 goddamnit points there"

Only aboot 1000 miles or so

Bieber for boys?

Nivver heard of her except on here

Join the HAPPY throng!

Sorry, someone said June and I didna read properly. Of course May will be much less warm, humid and inhospitable

If we score in 9.5 seconds I'll start to dream the dream again!

Well, to be fair to her, it's a good charge! I'll get my cape

Worse than Jim Hamilton?

Florida in June?