Madbadteacher

Rory currently ripping Doral apart!

Or Gary Hackett?

This

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17283441 The fucking fuckers will fucking well worm their way out of this yet "conditions"......probably "Gonnae no dae that again"

I fully expect to be reading similar statements in March 2015 at this rate

Watched the Benfica Poto game on comcast here, pretty poor effort from Zenit. Mind you the game was also spoiled for me by the commentary from Gary something and Gary Birtles who spent most of the match commentating on how great Howard Webb was as a referee

Fantastic work, thanks for all the fun!

In/Oot:Oot Prematch: Probably sleeping Match: Still probably sleeping (why get up at 6am to be pissed off by the biased commentary on BBC) Post match: Still sleeping Prediction: 1-0 to the minks from weegieland

No. It's an attempt to tar us all with the same brush as the of bigots so they dinna look quite so bad

Statistics are like miniskirts............

Got the Italy USA game live here....... HT USA very solid in defence but not a lot else to offer, Italy look in control but not very exciting. I would get yer odds on an 0-0 when Scotland play here

But have they thrown a notebook at anyone yet?

Punctuation, surely?

watp what ARE these papers?

Rowies More rowies Yet more rowies! BTW anyone got a recipe for making yer own rowie? I'm suffering withdrawal

So......they're up your sleeve, bound to drop soon? Drop out yer sleeve, or die of suffocation?

Scottish Cup Final 2012. Winning goal scored by D. Mackie!

Ooy Up way too early Any sign of online commentar? BTW boring trvia, but this was the day after I was born...an auspicious start!

Plan to be sober, watch the golf, stay inside away from the cold and snow and wait on the postie to deliver my £550 cooncil tax refund

I just hope he doesn't sign Messi, Ronaldo and Kompany then.

Split the of? Yes please, with a fucking great axe!

Fantastic. And so accurate

DU 46 HoM 46 StJ 43 --------- AFC 41 K 38 StM 35

All this points to a 5-6 thriller

Cos it's a "cosmopolitan" city?