baggy89

What about the 2-1 against Falkirk April 08 to seal top 6 and get that open top bus? Can we nae leave this kind of bollocks to the appropriate forums. www.afc-hat.cock. Surely the whole point in this thread is to take our mind off the fact we are fucking shite; not to remind us that this squad, properly managed, should be achieving 4th place by beating the huns 2-0.

Zooey Deschannel?

It strikes me that this has been noted by those at the club and is why we are being presented with articles such as this. If we lose against Falkirk what's the chances of the club running a "You be the manager" competition for the St Johnstone or Hamilton game?

He's nae likely to fall off a ladder or die in a house fire?

Fair enough, apologies for lunging in like a Davide Grassi challenge.

Really? Where did you hear that? In fact I'm pretty sure I know which down market forum has been repeating that particular piece of slight over exaggeration this season. Premier Division 1978/1979 1 Celtic 36 21 6 9 61 37 24 48 2 Rangers 36 18 9 9 52 35 17 45 3 Dundee U 36 18 8 10 56 37 19 44 4 Aberdeen 36 13 14 9 59 36 23 40 5 Hibernian 36 12 13 11 44 48 ?4 37 6 St. Mirren 36 15 6 15 45 41 4 36 7 Morton 36 12 12 12 52 53 ?1 36 8 Partick 36 13 8 15 42 39 3 34 9 Hearts 36 8 7 21 39 71 ?32 23 10 Motherwell 36 5 7 24 33 86 ?53 17 Terrible season! Where's my post it notes! FMG!

Obviously, but we wouldn't be expecting him to make any signings, just get a win or a couple of draws from the remaining five games with a squad capable of standing up to last seasons fourth placed team.

W. Miller 124 53 45 26 42.47% McGhee 39 9 11 19 23.07% Sounds like a plan to me.

Surely got a couple more playing years in him, and anyway I feel he should cut his teeth at a lower level before stepping into the dugout at Pittodrie .

I too remember reading the interview, and as I said £3k after Ifil, is possible. £3k p/w on wages to cover a L1 centre back, a Championship reserve keeper, and an Italian moving to this country, to me sounds like a lie. Lets assume Grassi is on circa. £500 p/w. Does that seem fair? Nelson, Ex League One Keeper to Championship reserve keeper got to be on at least £1k p/w. Does that seem fair? Leaving £1.5k to entice an established L1 centre back 700 miles north with his young family, hardly likely given he could command the same or more from most L1 and L2 sides within 100 miles of Swindon. If it is repeated as the truth to justify Mr Magoo's poor transfer dealings it surely becomes a myth.

Is this myth still being peddled? Jerel Ifil moves himself and his family 700 miles north for less than 3 grand a week, which in all likelyhood is less than what he was on at Swindle? On top of that you have Grassi and Nelson (who has to be on at least a grand a week more than Bertie). Maybe £3000 for the last two!

Mr Magoo will be responsible for signing his own replacement? In Magoo we trust!

McGhee needs to win twice as many games in the next 34 as he has in his first 34 to be considered as good as a drunk gambling addict, or get three wins and three draws in his next nine games to equal the record of a manger some fans suspect of trying to deliberately destroy Aberdeen and the rest at least concede did more to harm the club than anyone before or since. Given the evidence, if McGhee is given SIGNIFICANT funds, it will rank up with the money given to the previously mentioned as one of the worst boardroom decisions in football history by a board not exactly blessed with having made a good choice, ever. Still at least he's attended every game of his tenure and didn't swap Lee Miller and £700k for Sandaza

Rick Mayall must have fallen on hard times of late, nannying for the Irvine-Fortescues.

Wandering around asking people who and where he is?

This guyhttp://www.whufc.com/articles/josh-payne-west-ham_2228487_45086 has allegedly not been offered a new contract at West Ham next season. http://www.bdrecorder.co.uk/content/hammers/story.aspx?brand=RECOnline&category=Hammers&tBrand=RecOnline&tCategory=hammersnew&itemid=WeED24%20Mar%202010%2017%3A17%3A25%3A953 We had him on loan last season (in league 1) at Cheltenham, he was a real stand-out. I'm sure he's Championship bound but I would like to think we are aware of him and he was part of the 100 players list. I feel that strongly that I might even email this to williethefailedchipperman@pittodrie.com

Are you maybe thinking of John, his brother, who's at Macc.

Well that "Wayne Rooney Attributes Check-list" is paying dividends already First name Wayne? Yes/No Second Name Rooney? Yes/No Can kick a football? Yes/No Two out of threes nae bad lets sign this boy!

Anybody else think the review of the penalty incident in the Man U Liverpool game, on MOTD2, was totally out of order? The impartial BBC basically called Howard Webb a cheat. "I don't think this was a penalty... Here's a stonewall-er from a Liverpool game earlier in the season that he didn't give... Here's another Man U penalty from earlier in the season, that may have been slightly contentious, that he did give."

I don't know exactly what the crisis is - there's no crisis here.

Ahhh! but that was Jimmy's drossy cheerleaders. Now Mark has had 10 months to assess them and work out which are fat or flat chested or just plain ugly and which of the remaining ones are just not willing to learn his new dance routines, I feel sure that if the board back him, we can expect to see an altogether higher class of cheerleader with much more entertaining dance routines sometime in the next 12 to 15 years. In the meantime we may have to get some really fucking pig ugly aids ridden prossies in, in order to progress, but it will be evident for all to see that we are progressing and I for one will support them. If in 2025 we still have pasty faced, overweight, trolls with no tits, I think maybe Mark may have possibly not quite achieved his barely attainable target. In the mean time, we have to remember that this period of time is transitional and Mark has to be given a chance to clear out the deadwood and instil his vision for the long term future of our cheer-leading squad.

No matter what his opinion, he's not going to use the clubs official media outlet to commit career suicide sticking the knife in his current manager.

What, charity? Assume I'm still banned too haven't tried to log on and only really had a look over to see if the masses were still in denial about McGhee's failings.

http://www.afc-chat.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=29392 Funniest thread ever!

The "homosexual sounding" George Burley being approached to take over as manager? Don't tell me the mere suggestion of his appointment did nothing to tickle your itchy reply finger?