Tyrant

Relying on foreign TV. Pair of fucking part time glory hunters.

Yas.

Did anyone see that program on ch. 4 the other night about strippers in Aberdeen? Ooft! Poor 19 year old lassie clearly thick as shit getting blatantly exploited.

The player (don't know his name and I don't want to) clattered the keeper and to me it looked a foul. 99 times out of 100 that is given in the keeper's favour. You see challenges far weaker than that awarded in the keeper's favour. I've been convinced for quite some time that the powers that be are desperate for a blockbuster cup final and Dons v Huns would do them nicely so I'm on the "Ref's had a word in his ear" camp too. Corrupt from the top to the bottom. FFS sake.

Proper punishments for cheating for a start? The Old Firm throttled the life out of the Scottish game for years. Rangers especially bought other clubs' best players (with money they didn't even fucking have) and they've both been whinging for years about how they're shite in Yoorope because we don't give them good games. Fuck them both.

Absolutely. I don't rate the guy as a manager. He's one of the very few managers that's more of an embarrassment than Dingus or Calderwood.

I watched it on international RedTV too. Shocking quality compared to the hockey that we were streaming right before the game but we got the job done so I was happy enough. It was always going to be a tough, tough game.

Unlike your English teacher.

Be that as it may it's still just awful.

Timothy only had to last about 30 minutes against Hearts last weekend to break the record.

Pawlett's touch was nowhere near Forster. I just saw the handball on the highlights and I can see why the ref doesn't give it. His arms are down by his side and it looks like he tries to get out of the way of the ball and it hits his upper arm. I think it's the right decision since his arms weren't "in an unnatural position". If it was the other way round I would have probably claimed for it but half-heartedly at best and I'd never expect to get it. So in conclusion fuck off Lennon you odious wee cunt.

Never thought I'd see Pawlett right up there! Brilliant.

Tremendous result obviously. I've sat at the old firm fence in the South Stand for a few seasons now and this is the first time that I've been able to launch myself at the fence like a human lawn dart in celebration. It was absolutely priceless seeing all the wee nyaffs greeting soor faces. Bunch of horrible minks. What I had to laugh at was the sheer bounce that came from their end and them setting off the flares because they'd pulled a goal back at Pittodrie. Anyway. First half was great. Pawlett caused them all sorts of problems. They were terrified of him and of course he was brought down with only the keeper to beat resulting in a red card. How Pop Corn Teeth reckons it's not a red card I don't know? "We've been done by the ref" he says! Lulz. Ambrose was on his way back but Pawlett had time to get a shot away and it was a blatant denial of a goal scoring opportunity which is what I thought the red card was for rather than necessarily a last man challenge. Anyway. After them losing their best defender we played well, brought the game to them and were worthy of our two goal lead. In the second half, as others have said, it felt like we were the man down. Tate didn't have a bad game but his clearance could've been better. His poor clearance resulted in their consolation goal. Other than that they had nothing clear cut if a lot of possession. I didn't see the penalty incident (honest) and it seemed that no one around me saw it either so can't really comment on that. Obviously I have no sympathy whatsoever for the greeting faced green minks. We've been done by poor penalty decisions against Celtic for decades. Fuck them. Hayes was probably quite rightly man of the match. Another great performance from him. Can't believe folk wanted him oot! Russell and Joe shored things up nicely when they came on. I thought McGinn did really well. He was getting pelters but I'm not sure why. He did his job defensively (even if he doesn't like doing it being a forward) and he assisted both our goals. His cross was an absolute peach and Rooney had the easy part left. I just wish his ball across in the dying seconds was better since I had a fiver on 3-1 Aberdeen ay 40/1 as per my DT prediction but that's ok because I also had us on to win with any result at 4/1 so I'm still £15 up. The Tims must have had a miserable journey back to Bridge of Don. Cunts.

Fuck it. Let's all ride the rollercoaster again!

It's ironic that he's now a ghost.

They're leaving it later than usual to spend the following season's season ticket money are they not?

The Big Hoose?

In/oot: In Prematcher: Work Match: Sooth Postmatcher: Flat Prediction: 3-1 us. Pawlett

I read it wont be getting repaid. Not in cash anyway.

Tremendous news!

Aye that'll sort it right out. Frankfurt was fucking tremendous, min!

Your farts must be absolutely brutal. Vegan farts always are!

Did you just compare tofu to cheese? Because if you did I will flex that rarely used admin muscle of mine and ban you.

You would never be able to tell!

I thought you meant Frankfurt min. Why the fuck would any man (especially a barbecue aficionado such as yourself) choose to go vegan? Grilled Tofu just doesn't sound good.