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Admittedly I'm getting two different folk mixed up here. Ash and Abs? One thing's for sure. They were both pricks. Especially the fat one.

Almost!

It's a shame they're all photoshopped.

So there's no use of banned substances? It might be immoral but is that illegal?

Dandy_Don, min, is that nae the boy Abs that worked at TCS with you and he fucked off to Pakistan and came back all brainwashed? Assuming that either Abs or Raqib is not his real name.

Was that not during a period where cyclists just weren't tested? I'm nae sure but that's the impression I had? Or is it more that the means and ways of doping are so advanced that modern testing can't keep up? If they could bust Rafa at some point in the next week and a half that'd be great.

Next.

I didn't think it was too bad! Pain in the arse having to drive to Glasgow but I can leave the car there for £9 a day I think?

Tennis players are tested though. Not very regularly but still now and again. How would Rafa be getting away with it? I just can't see it tbh be honest.

£236 from Glasgow. Nae cheap but I'd love to go to Riga.

Then again if even he doesn't post why would he tell folk to come here!

So is the away tie definitely on the 10th? Fasagan?

Ireland for ease of travel although Riga would be tremendous.

Why the fuck is that on Twitter but not on the main forum? Nae wonder folk aren't bothering coming here. What you post on Twitter is: "Major AFC signing target opts for another club. Visit the forum for more on this." and traffic goes up. You're welcome.

Thank fuck for that. For a minute there I was worried we were looking at some decent players.

There's zero chance we'll end up with the Euro. The beauty of independence is that we can decide all those things. There would be a lengthy transitional period obviously. Initially things like the NHS would be shared. It is and was never going to be easy but, honestly, I'll be fucking embarrassed if we pussy out because we're worried about teething issues. Norway had a very tough transition when they broke away from Sweden but it's fair to say they've done pretty well. It's going to be hard but nothing that's worth doing is easy. Just because it's going to be tough doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

The Nadal rumours have been doing the rounds for years. I'd be surprised if it was true.

There's no disputing he's not exactly a grafter but he scored 22 goals for a shite Killie team so he's doing something right! Still no question from me. I'd definitely sign him.

I'm still hoping we spring a surprise and get Shinnie in.

One poster I know who no longer posts places the blame squarely on the constant use of puns. Every thread would turn into a pun competition. Glad we punted him.

Correct decision. Best for all concerned. Do we think that this means we have a deal for a certain striker tied up?

In. South. 3-0 Boyd hat-trick.

Devil's Knot is nae bad.

I'd rather listen to Coldplay.