tom_widdows

interesting comment from the rangers PR dept. Of course they werent rangers fans Dave, We all know the players carpark of Ibrox is a common meeting place for philosphers, poets, witches, warlocks, members of the KKK, SS, Gestapo, BNP, fans of every other football club in the world but no rangers fan ever sets foot near there

ho stevie, you seen the table? 1 Sevilla 3 3 0 0 9 2 7 9 2 Unirea Urziceni 3 1 1 1 5 4 1 4 3 VfB Stuttgart 3 0 2 1 3 5 -2 2 4 Rangers 3 0 1 2 3 9 -6 1

Liverpool 1-2 Lyon OOOOOOOOOOOOH DEAR!!!

Motionless fans until jess reaches the advertising board and they are spilling onto the pitch

Wheres the second one?

Actually its just Tommy Wright vs Dundee FC

Wooooosh

I recall slagging amadeus back in the day but in hindsight i actually enjoyed the place. One of the few places that was busy but never felt claustraphobicly full I went away for a year and came back to find both it and the mudd club had shut. The dawn of the shite 'hiphop' club had begun in Aberdeen and my days of 'clubbing' came to a sharp end. Small wanky places that are so packed you can barely get past the doorman let alone reach the bar. Seem to recall at least one of these places had 'a list' last time I was there.

From a man who'd been laying roof slates the day before skip forward to 1:51

Id rather mackie did anyone of these these if not all 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPTvQXrJ1nQ

I see 18000 of the best fans in the world were posted missing this evening

Charlie Brooker back with 'Gameswipe' on BBC4 A fantastic piece of television with a very fair representation of 50cent <cunt>

lets see now i win several million on the lottery. Do I invest in a football club? Do I fuck. id be as well just burning the suitcase the money is delivered in

Thompson is a legend at tannadice you say? what exactly has all his investment brought united? 2002-03 11th 2003-04 5th 2004-05 9th 2005-06 9th 2006-07 9th 2007-08 5th & League cup final 2008-09 5th Wow. I mean wow! I think that about sums up todays reality tv culture. YOu are classed as legendary for achieving mediocre to fuck all.

Are you actually trying to drum up support for this?

Game will be called off In or oot: In Prematch: Padre's pimp mobile Match: Depends on padres driving. Hopefully the stand behind the goal Post Match: Padre's pimp mobile

hey Brian o'Neil was worth £750,000 in old money

Personally im starting to get fed up with this Unless ive been imagining things this is the latest of several interviews to the media in whcih mcGhee has wheeled out the 'we havent got any money which is why ive struggled to buy people' I dont know if i should be angry with 1) McGhee for continuing to moan about the subject to the press instead of keeping his mouth shut and getting on with things. lack of funds is no fucking excuse for sending out a team that couldnt manage a single shot on target last saturday. 2) The press for not bothering to do any work and just going back down merkland road to old Mark because hes always good for a soundbite.' If he just said the following i might start to get some respect for him: 'Dear mr media man. Im not going to/ im not allowed to sign mediocre shite which is unortunate because thats all we can afford. Come back when something interesting happens and not before!' But i fear that come every few weeks from now an almost identical interview shall appear AGAIN and AGAIN!

According to scottish ground guide there are up to 1000 in the old main stand. If it goes all ticket id advise to avoid the main stand at all costs unless you are under 5ft tall. It gives the Jerry Kerr stand down the street a run for its money.

Anyone of the following Rangers Celtic Falkirk Hearts Hibs Arabs St Mirren Motherwell St Johnstone Kilmarnock Queen of the South Ross County Dunfermline Dundee Inverness Caley

According to the BBC stats we only had 3 shots and not a single one of them was on target Motherwell on the other hand apparenlty had 8 of which only 1 was on target. Goalies & strikers were clearly justifying their wages today

Which beggars the question why did they find your atempted purchase of a pastry wrapped meat product so amusing?

ooooooooh oooooooooh witchy woman see how high she fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

Was this pie in a hard to reach place? Did a big boy snatch it from you and make you jump?

He did score an equaliser against the hooded hordes a year ago last sunday