tom_widdows

Im fine with Garofalo and Azaria but if he signs stiller ill be very pissed off

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7768881.stm throw us a few scraps to ease the backlash spend a few weeks sitting about doin nothing then sweep this whole thing under the carpet Did Partick actually get done last season when they had a game called off because the rugby team 'forgot' to switch on the undersoil heating on the friday?

Glory hunter eh?

Dont know about you but I go to games to watch aberdeen I dont expecially care who the opposition are. Id like hearts to go bust to show how disillusioned people were after vlad took over Same as i wanted dundee to go bust when the bonneti brothers and di stefano were involved. Just a pity hearts are taking a bit longer

watching the highlights over and over cost me a fortune in internet cafe's but the live match commentary was still quite ropey. Half the games I tried to listen to just kept cutting out. think they had just managed to get it right as I was coming back to the Uk and I cancelled my Subscription a few weeks later (economy drive) That was before they started live tv coverage though so i cant comment on the quality of that function

we've never played you in Govan

Real Madrid are cunts, end of story

Finished Macbrides latest 'Flesh House' last week and beginning to see Bazig's point of view It was OK and I do like the fact I know most of the places he mentions in his books but it just didnt flow. it also reminded me of the style of story writing that i was coming up with in Standard grade english, but Ill probably read his next one anyway (so long as I only pay £5max). Felt a bit cheated at the end too and I reckon he was 'encouraged' to change it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA awaiting the customary disaster

The so called modern technology was each turnstile operator had one of those counter things that bouncers use to keep tabs on the number of people they let in. They just handed out raffle tickets and clicked as you handed over yer cash. If they had perhaps organised it a bit they could have told them to close up their turnstiles when they reached 500 clicks Point of my story was that every stood in a big fuck off queue for ages instead of simply walking to the turnstiles as usual. I seriously doubt every single person in that queue wanted into the shed. Then after the game people came on here and bitched about missing the start because they were stuck in a big queue?!

Remember the last time this happened Me and a mate left the pub earlyish and stood by the entrance to the carpark watchign the queue get bigger and bigger. They then opened every turnstile fo the shed, fairplay and jerry kerr and yet NO ONE left the queue so me, my mate and about 20 others just casally wandered in and got the best seats on offer in the fairplay. The queue had practically reached clepington road by this point but everyone seemed to assume that it was 'organised'. Either that or 4000 people all wanted in the shed. Of course this led to about 2500 people being packed into the 2000 capacity shed whilst there were plenty of empty seats to be had in the other stands. Just like Martin Freeman said - 'Im british...I know how to queue!'

Bizarre season so far We've been shocking and yet we are only 2 points off Kilmarnock who have apparenlty been having a great season so far? we also have the best 'Away' defensive record.

Did the Glasgow one last year and intending to do it again this year. Woudnt prefer to do that aberdeen one what with the lap of pittodrie but shall just have to make do with running the glasgow waterfront with Liz McColgan and kenny Dalgleish again. Santa suit doesnt hold up to well though. id almost destroyed mine the week before at the motherwell match and by the time id finished the run the trouser and jacket seems had disintigrated so the only thing holding it together was the number pinned to my chest. Central glasgow is cold enought but I cant say id fancy aberdeen beachfront at the end of november.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/r/rangers/7662554.stm Oh for fuck sake this is really pathetic. ill lay a bet the entire rangers board said 'aye go on martin, great idea.........<whisper> fuck sake is it possible for someone to be that fucking dense <whisper>

what the hell does him being a minister have to do with anything?

Close to finishing Quintine jardine's latest - Aftershock As usual after a slow start and middle its getting good towards the end. Jardin is ok but I dont find his main character Bob Skinner as compelling as Rebus. Probably because hes an ACC and everyone loves him as opposed to rebus the Drunken DI who gets the job done his own way and usually against his superiors wishes. Disappointed that Rankin wont be writing any more Rebus books. Have read them all and his other books just dont 'have it' Soon as ive finished this one its back to searching out a cheap copy of 'Flesh House' (Macbride) or maybe even Brookmyre's latest ' A snowball in hell' Recently read a couple of James Patterson's too. Nice and easy

so what are the odds on the mention of a toaster?

See these officials do they have to ..lets say do CPD like most professionals? or perhaps retake the tests each year like Pilots? or is it a case of pass once and then away ya go?

Lovell Hat trick more like But ya never know he could injure himself in training. But then again Falkirk probably train on nice flat grassy surfaces whereas it would appear the dons train on the the film locations for watership down and saving private ryan

well we are about 15mins from propping up the league St Mirren 1-0 Rangers

A few weeks back when we beat motherwell some muppet called up Traynor bitching and moaning about how the football on offer was appauling and he'd rather the dons played well and lost rather than playing shit and winning. Well I hope hes a happy bunny

what the hell? BBC text coverage

fucking typical lazy schadenfreude journalism for the muppets of society to lap up One of the most scary things I ever heard was that in some households this type of journalism is the only source of reading material available. Are these journos born scum or is it drilled into them at Uni?

well my predictor has just gone tits up...AGAIN!!! that magical £5,000 is destined to never line my pocket

Oh that linesman was a joke and his opposite number wasnt much better. From my vantage point yon killie boy was barging his way into the box with severin barging back. The killie boys gets a shot in which goes wide. The ref was looking right at it from about 15yards way and waved for a goal kick. Then suddenly he changes his mind and goes to the linesman who had already missed several fouls that happened right infront of him and the ball going out for throw ins 50% of the time and had a worse view of the decision than him. Suddenly its a penalty??