InversneckieDob

Two phrases "there was contact" and "entitled to go down". Anyone using either should be summarily killed.

Bit breezy up here, nae too bad yet but a bit blustery

The floor's done the same to my scrote but I'd still be a rat up a drainpipe there. She'd ken A'THING.

I think we need to look at which happens first, impeachment or assassination?

Can I just say that, over the years, I've knocked out a few to Helen. That's all.

That would take a bit of stouping. Aye.

Thing is, the last couple of years when we've relied on the tried and tested, the arse has fallen out of us in the latter part of the season. For me, in an attacking sense, one of our major issues has been McGinn's non-summer. Del has, rightly, tried to nurse him along but that has led to imbalance. If we treat yesterday as a stand alone game we could write it off as "one of those games". We dominate from start to finish, but lack cut in the last third and defend like fannys on selected occasions. But we can't write yesterday off thus because penalty box ineptitude at both ends has been one of the features of our season. I'd say the back four yesterday would've been the one most of us would've picked, I would've. But that second goal..........that was Inverdee-esque in it's dreadful-ness. Generally, Kenny McLean's performance yesterday was the main shining light, he played well. I recall saying last season when we had that mad spell October-ish, that it smelled like something wasn't right at the club. I'm getting that vibe again here and now, and we don't get this sorted soon things could get ropey for loads at the club. Massive January coming up for Del, massive. We need to ship the peripherals and get key areas strengthened.

Equal ops and diversity training complete, it's a yes.

I think I can honestly say I've never "yea or nay"-ed a lass on the basis o' her tobies. It was need to be Niki Lauda sequence affairs to turn a "yea" to a "nay" and there's nae qualities that would spark a revival in the opposite direction.

Oh fuck aye, yon wid be fool. Fool and ora. I'd ging as far as to hazard clairty.

Definite Aye, but is she nae one o' they fundamentalist anti-abortionist heid-the-bas? I widnae be hanging roond for a post-coital blether.

Nae idea fa that is, but it's only a maybe fae me.

Nae idea fa she is but yes......until the neighbours complained aboot the smell.

Very good point, very well made.

As lang as she didnae ken my name, didnae ken far I lived and I had a fast car close at hand, with someone to start the ignition at the vinegar strokes, then yes.

Fuck all borderline. Like a ferret up a drain pipe.

Geordie.....therefore dirtier than a hun's toilet. Yes.

Was the song that Killers tune....Human is it called?

Holy fuck, just nae words. Note to self, if you live to be 250, never, ever set foot in Saltcoats.

Looked a pen to me, never a booking. Ref was a cunt.

Mmmmmmm Theo before the McScum assault.........mebbe arguable, though I'd disagree.

I flew in the face of conventional wisdom by rating Derek Whyte very highly. I never liked Billy Stark, though at the time he wasn't rated very highly amongst the support at large. Hindsight seems to have rendered him some kind of cross between Brian Robson and Jim Bett, but my line at the time stands today - "You can maybe carry a striker because he scores goals, but you canna carry a midfielder". I rate Bobby Clark as a better all round goal keeper than Jim Leighton.

Dippy auld birds can be uninhibited and experimental. I'm calling maybe.........game time decision.

Buc it just says "Rhin Oil Boilers" on the front, nae make/model or owt. It's been an arite boiler since we gt it, a few issues lately (though nowt major) owing to a cowboy having been in amongst it (long story). But we got a decent guy in to put everything right and so far so good.

He's created this persona, basically a right ignorant, odious, cunt, I assume ironically and it seems to fly. I assume it's an ironic persona, because if he was really like that, somebody would've killed him by now surely? Same wi that Piers Morgan, he canna really be that big of a disease can he?