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Canna see it Chief, I reckon Nurse Ratched gets a handy majority, Min 50, up to 75ish. Hope you're right though.

I think the Nats will hold up a wee bit better than that, but the 56 was a once in a lifetime thing. I think the Liberals will make some inroads, but the stink of coalition is still on them. I'd be disappointed if the Tories gained much, I could live with them tiing with the Pandas but beyond that would be disappointing. But you're right I think Nurse Ratchid gets a majority of circa 60-75.

I'd say this is the scariest time for the world in my lifetime. The ba's on the slates, and nae mistake.

Jaysus, total panic measure. I reckon Hartley's a decent manager.

Soft doesnae come close, it's a Compliance Officer job. FAF seeing The Mutant lose it.

Took me a wee minute .......................... ;D ;D

FTFY

This reminds me of Killie away, we've got dragged out of our game plan and into a scrap.

Apparently that screeching bint that Foster is stouping was at the centre of some controversy, cos a bunch o' Daily Mail readers misread her ganzee on TV? Mebbe's Swanson said something aboot her to Fister that provoked his ire? I really canna thole Fister, I can think of few Reds who I've harboured such antipathy towards whilst here.......Sackie Sacknamara mebbe but nae many.

Born and bred in Stoney (Stonehaven, the St Tropez of the North East) moved to Inverness in 92, then Easter Ross, specifically Alness, in 05 where I remain to this day. Love the Highlands, canna see me ever leaving until retirement (which is closer than I like to think about) when I widnae mind biding someplace warm, at least for a goodly chunk o' the year. Kinda regret never living in a larger urban conurbation at some point, but the age I'm at now, small town, semi-rural living does me fine.

Also, if this player, or another of his ilk, played for us they'd be constantly suspended. They get away with this style of play for Thistle, ICT, Hearts.... whoever, for us..... nae so much. As mentioned, Shinnie has been booked nine times. How many of those bookings were justified? How many times would Mutant Face have been booked for similar tackles?

Stoney born and raised but moved to the Highlands in 1992. I probably ken yer faither. Fit like?

Oh aye, there's fool undertones there, like a ferret up a drainpipe.

It's a shite state of affairs when Oxford can be, potentially, financially more lucrative than the team that's second in the top Scottish League.

By the cringe, that would tak a bit o' stroopin'. Fuck aye.

Ye couldnae mark that hoor's neck wi a bayonet.

Close to half the boys on that team line I wouldnae recognise if I found them in my soup. I'd recognise Morrison, cos I mindonce thinking he looked a bit like Andy Dow, Cooper, Cairney, Rhodes....Anya I'd mebbe get cos of his hair, the lad Robertson....... I must've seen him play for the jooooot, but I couldnae pick him oot of a line-up. The boy Rhodes.......his Dad was that goalie for Dunfermline and St Johnstone, he was English? Was his Ma Scottish or did he "assimilate" cos he went to the school up here?

Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans.......

I had mixed feelings. Some o' the flavours were fine, but if you crunched them ower quick they were hoorin' sharp. No.......Hud on, that was Spangles. Dundee United..........No,nae ringing a bell.

Fuck aye.

Jaysus, seems a lot of bars I used to quaff in are nae longer there.

Liks?

Fit's happened to the Thumb? Is he still injured?

Embarrassment and these are nae frequent bedfellows. See "self-awareness" also.

Thanks very much darling, let's have a cup of coffee.