Mason89

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A collection of utter spuds. They had the smoothest brains in politics

Given this topic has wandered a bit onto terrace chants, here’s one from Dumbarton you may not have heard. It relates to a national scandal (front page of the Sunday Mail no less) from the time our star striker Shuggie Ward got battered and jumped out a window, after being caught in bed with another woman. He was a postie to trade. ‘Postman Hugh, Postman Hugh, now your face is black & blue Early in the morning, as the day is dawning, Postman Hugh is emptying his sack’

I just can’t see by the whole fucking hun thing. It’s an embarrassment he’s at the club and he should be hounded out the city No offence to him, he seems like a nice lad

‘Well I Wonder’ came on Radio 6 this morning while it was feeding time for jnr. He seemed to get into Johnny Marrs lovely guitar after initially not seeming to like it. I’ll persevere His favourites still seem to be Run DMC & At the Drive In

Anyone heard from the Beach End Boy Dave Cormack? Normally you can’t shut him up

That’s the one

You think you’re presenting challenging arguments? You think theres not enough people being transphobic or racist these days?

When you’re resorting to crowbar in unrelated quotes from long retired Paraguayan goalkeepers, then aye, you’re trying too hard DD was much better at this, as he actually believed in it. You’re just doing it for shits and giggles

He would’ve started out with the transphobia first. It is familiar though. Who was the headbanger from Stonehaven that posted on A/Mad? It’s more like him. DD was never an attention seeker & this one’s trying waaay too hard

I gave Motherwell a goal of a start. £37 back, which is much more than i normally get backing Aberdeen

I had five of your English pounds on Aberdeen -1 Think people are getting a bit carried away with how good Motherwell’s samba soccer is

I think he’ll sing like a canary. He looks the type

Then you just blame it on the office boy and everybody forgets by the morning

This will absolutely blow your mind but it’s not ok to call someone any of those things. Doing so would see you fired from any job in the UK. Being on a football pitch does not insulate you from that.

There shouldn’t be a topic. I was judging you before I even opened it & I wasn’t wrong.

Me too

Certainly. Your brain isn’t wired up right for it

I hope you never get selected for jury duty

The question itself doesn’t merit a serious reply. You wont learn anything from it.

You may want to change your approach to how you view certain things. You’ll be a happier more rounded person

A lot of it was filmed at Boghead. Surely his career highlight

I’m still waiting on Andy Bagshaw to get us 40 a season

Scottish football couldn’t survive without the red pound

Rupert Lowe splitting the spud vote is good news for the rest of us