Mason89

The prawcess has been thrown out the window. It reeks of desperation. Also, the penguin snatcher will have had fuck all to do with this, so what’s the point in him? This might give St. Mirren a boost as well.

If it makes you feel any better, you would be the only people inside Hampden at the final. Everyone else would’ve been at Celtic Park

Your weekly reminder that Lennon called us sheepsgaggers over the Parkhead tannoy and lied about receiving sectarian abuse from us at Tynecastle. Dunfermlines league position shows how good they are when they’re not playing us every week. He’s a total throbber who can’t work a toothbrush, a washing machine or eat biscuits without spilling the crumbs all over himself It’s a hard pass from me

I agree that Leven is a hun fud

We’ve made the decision to be the only club on the planet to trial football without a manager and all our players are shite It makes no difference who’s picking the team

The football monitoring board will have this all under control

Sorry, the perfect time would’ve been right before St. Johnstone put us out the cup at Ibrox

The perfect time would’ve been straight after St. Johnstone put us out the cup at Ibrox

Sounds like you don’t trust the prawcess

My worry is that he’s running the club when our Beach End Boy is out the country. Which would explain a lot

Fixed that for you

Tony Blair is fucking crackers. Imagine the balls you have to have on you to think that people want to listen to your views on the Middle East

The problem with it was that it was linked to loyalty points. So when a fixture came up like Burnley away, then all those non attending Aberdeen fans that fancied a jolly went straight to the front of the queue. I never saw many of them when we were drawing to Gretna at Fir Park… It was a solution to a problem that didn’t exist (put your stories about not getting to anfield away here) It would’ve been far more honest just putting a begging bowl out

The club want to squeeze the pips out the fans and in return, you get a Chufty Badge. The size of the Chufty Badge depends on the money you hand over to the club

Looks like he’s upset the special relationship with the UK this evening, so Farage has went to kiss the ring Im pretty sure Clackton remains a shite hole

The club don’t care. Remember the folk taking the coffin to Pittodrie and everyone ripped the pish right out them? Fair enough but the point they were making was valid The only thing the club understands is season ticket sales and the DNA scam. If I was after change, I wouldn’t get involved in either

I would love to know the answers to two questions 1. Why the fuck is Stewart Milne still at the club? 2. How involved is that gormless prick these days?

It’s an easy gig being employed by Aberdeen. Zero consequences

I always thought this team that lost at Firhill were the worst but they would rinse this current lot Kjaer (Preece 38), Rutkiewicz, Deloumeaux, McGuire, Fabiano (Michie 65), Young, Tiernan, Young (Thornley 78), Billio, Mackie, Mike.

Maybe Cormack just isn’t praying hard enough?

I was in the club deck at Ibrox for the George Young minutes silence game. They weren’t happy

Greatest debut album of all time. Shove your stone roses up yer farter

I read them as a kid. If you do ever get round to it, flick by all the Tom Bombadil shite

Spot the guy with the ambiguous surname