Mason89

They say absolutely nothing about drugs.

How do you know they’re drug boats?

The permanently sweaty oddball Peter Theil, grew up in a town in Namibia where they all spoke German & glorified Nazis Im sure that’s a coincidence though

We just mainly hear about their gestapo shooting Americans in the face, the child sex trafficking and fascist stuff but that’s good news about property taxes

It would be nice for someone to tell him to fuck off. Worth a go, seeing as they’ve tried everything else

…and acting president of Venezuela

I used to boo David Winnie when he was warming up

I don’t watch football to cheer on Huns

That Nobel Peace prize thing is a bit of a brass can. Does nobody get embarrassed anymore?

Remember when we helped develop Ryan Christie for the smellies, then he scored the winner against us in a cup final? That was good fun

Did he take your bins out?

I’m assuming none of those pearl clutching Huns were at Pittodrie for the minutes silence for Matt Busby

I wonder if other teams still send scouts to watch our games before we play them

I’ve no idea why we need a style and if we did, why the fuck we chose that one

They’re just using some friendly contacts in the weegia to distract from the full hun songbook that was getting belted out They fucking love a statement

I think the fans still see themselves as the anti old firm team in Scotland but the club itself doesn’t give a shit. The fans wouldn’t either if he scored 20 goals He’ll always be a snake but we’ve signed much worse

Why didn’t it just fly away? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cgrdxnqqv2po?app-referrer=search

Don’t get me wrong, I think Miovski is a fucking snake but that’s a still a rung up from Goodwillie. The bar has been set and it’s incredibly low

In order to get the ball to Nisbet, it’s vital that it starts with Mitov making a 3 yard sideways pass to a centre half on the 6 yard line. That way, he can give the ball to an under pressure full back who has to pass it back the way to the centre half. From here, the important part is to thread a pass straight up the middle to a midfielder who is either facing his own goal, or isn’t looking at all This is the way football MUST be played. Otherwise, what’s the point? The paying public need to be entertained

Worth a go, except the bit about giving them money. I’d offer to take him off their hands for nothing.

That’s grim. it’s almost as if the tactics are shite

I was at the Killie game in the cup and the 9-0 and in my opinion, the Killie game was the bigger humping

We’ve all watched some amount of shite play for us but the only time I was convinced they would be better off with me, was at Rugby Park for Bossus debut

It’s probably been mentioned already but having 2 men on the 6yrd line at a goal kick is fucking nonsense The keeper, defenders, rest of the team, the opposition, the people in the stands and everyone tuning in on tv knows it’s fucking nonsense

Are you available for parties?