Superstar Tradesman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 R_S is Willie Miller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 R_S is Willie Miller. If for footballing ability, I thank you for the compliment. If for personality and post football record, I urge you to stab a red hot knitting needle into your defective cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 R_S is Willie Miller. Got that one wrong mate. I know there are a couple who have already played this card, but how can you ignore the 'good to have about the place' factor? You could probably throw in kicking his granny as well, but the chances are that would just be for badness, rather than to get a game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaj Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I am not good enough to warrant having a 'best position', and just play where i'm told. I am eager to do well and please my team mates, in the manner of a rescued labrador who has a new owner after years of abuse and unhappiness. People give a heavy sigh when they realise i'm joining the team. I'm genuinely surprised (and delighted) when I do something right, especially if it looks good. People give me abuse for my performances (even though they're from the same town as me). I'm Stuart Duff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I used to be a great keeper, prone to a few mistakes, scared of crosses but have good kicking. i am David Preace I am also the left sided player we never had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 am just crap at football so am DAN SMITH You're about twice the hight of Dan Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GRASS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You're about twice the hight of Dan Smith maybe be so but he would still beat me in the air at a corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Bobby Clark Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I know what I'm supposed to do in every situation, just sometimes, I can't quite seem to turn the thoughts into actions. I'm prone to calamatous (sp) mistakes but the odd moment of brilliance too. I like a beer or several and have been known to abuse the boss. I am Jamie Langfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimmy Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Sone Aluko. More down to appearance than anything else, but I have also been known to cut inside from the left and have a shot at goal, just like Sone did in Inverness. Pfft, I've seen you at Dunblane Youth Club. I reckon I could have you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Due to the fact that she sees a lot of Willie and she loves to experiment with different positions, I'm guessing hebrew is Jimmy Calderwood? (sorry) Nah I don't have a tan at the moment I was gonna say Jamie Langfield cause I like holding balls close to my chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I was gonna say Jamie Langfield cause I like holding balls close to my chest And when have you ever seen langfield do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 And when have you ever seen langfield do that? Maybe I should have said I let balls slip through my fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You spill everything that gets shot at you? Nah, didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You spill everything that gets shot at you? Nah, didn't think so. I like it best when shots are being fired in from all angles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Controlling your box etc etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Yeh it gets a bit crowded sometimes......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNCS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I suppose i'm a bit like ex or is it current now, player Barry Nicholson. Run for the whole time i'm playing (if i havent been boozing the night before) score the odd goal, but probably help set up way more than i score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Pfft, I've seen you at Dunblane Youth Club. I reckon I could have you. Quite probably. Especially if you saw me last night. Fucking awful I was. Far too hot in that hall, that's my excuse. I would also like to point out that it is not exclusively a youth club, it is a community centre, for use by all, which also provides youth centre facilities. Just to clear that up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimmy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Quite probably. Especially if you saw me last night. Fucking awful I was. Far too hot in that hall, that's my excuse. I would also like to point out that it is not exclusively a youth club, it is a community centre, for use by all, which also provides youth centre facilities. Just to clear that up... Chunk 'conveniantly' books his weekly spot in the hall when the 11-14 years old are in! And the hall is garbage, too slippy as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Chunk 'conveniantly' books his weekly spot in the hall when the 11-14 years old are in! And the hall is garbage, too slippy as well. If only I had the choice of slots, it's a nightmare playing at that time - far too many projectile objects flying onto the hall. I would like to emphasise I do not share Ajja's interest in youth... Slippiness was an issue initially, but have discovered it's not too bad with astro-turf trainers. Anyway, I bet no-one else cares about any of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Great for little lay-offs and one-twos. Most off my shots hit the target but often im offside. Im an pretend intellectual and like to read the scotland on sunday which incidently my player used to write a collumn in. I have had to shave my hair off to prove a point and i also hate charlie allen Im just trying to be better striker, so was he My name is Stav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Chunk 'conveniantly' books his weekly spot in the hall when the 11-14 years old are in! If only I had the choice of slots... ...Slippiness was an issue initially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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glasgowdon Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Chunk 'conveniantly' books his weekly spot in the hall when the 11-14 years old are in! And the hall is garbage, too slippy as well. I have played there once. It's rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nespa Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I used to be really good but with age i am now pretty shit but have the occasional good performance. .....I am Aberdeen FC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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