Which current Aberdeen player would you compare yourself to going on your style of play?

 

I run about the pitch a lot, mostly on the wings to little avail waving my arms and telling better players where to go. I score goals now and then but most of the time my shots are crap. Most of the people I play with are better than me.

 

Therefore I am Derek Young

If I was any good at fitba I sure as fuck wouldnae play for Aberdeen.

 

I'd go where the money was, have no loyalty, and only go to Aberdeen if they were the only club that wanted me.

 

Oh, so I'm Lee Miller then.

 

 

Leon Mike

 

Is that cause your fat and ugly?

I am out of shape and have a massively inflated opinion of my own abilities. Some people would say that I'm a total waste of space and never contribute anything worthwhile. I occasionally pop up during the good times to take credit for other people's achievements. Despite my general laziness and ambivalence when it comes to team-work, for some reason I manage to keep hold of my position indefinitely.

 

I am a vertically challenged striker that can put away chances when they come my way, can run about and hassle defenders with plenty energy.

 

I am Billy Dodds

I have the pace of a snail, questionable fitness without being overweight and like to think of myself as a creative midfielder. I'm Jeffrey De Visscher.