Which current Aberdeen player would you compare yourself to going on your style of play?

 

I run about the pitch a lot, mostly on the wings to little avail waving my arms and telling better players where to go. I score goals now and then but most of the time my shots are crap. Most of the people I play with are better than me.

 

Therefore I am Derek Young

I sit on my arse most of the time, so I'd say Steve Lovell (presuming he's still under contract for another week or 2).

 

How old are we?  10?

I'm unable to play football anymore.  

 

 

I'm Lee Mair.

Im jamie smith - gifted winger, great first touch but a fucking fairy when it comes to getting injured - i litrally get injured getting off the team bus 

I don't play for Aberdeen either, although I used to grace Pittodrie, once for my country. I can't play anything anymore.

 

I'm Paul Gascoigne.

I'm Scott Severin. I saunter about in front of the defence playing outrageous forward passes and rarely break sweat. If I was fit that is. I break sweat bending town to tie my laces.

I'm pretty good defensively, and my passing is pretty good, but I panic with the ball at my feet. I'd guess that makes me Karim Touzani.

 

I'm very injury prone and not 100% sure what my best position is, I prefer playing centre midfield but always get punted to centre half.

 

I'm Karim Touzani.

Deeeeeeeno!

 

I think this thread is shit.

 

I'm Bronze Rat.

am just crap at football so am DAN SMITH

And poker, and golf, and wii golf, and wii tennis.............the list is endless 

I am crap but enthusiastic.

 

I'm Ritchie Byrne

Leon Mike

And poker, and golf, and wii golf, and wii tennis.............the list is endless 

 

maybe so but am good at driving when sleeping 

etienne verveer

Markus Heikkinen.

Markus Heikkinen.

 

Gay? 

When being out injured i put on a bit of weight and have lost the speed i once had. I still try real hard though but can be quite frustrating for my teammates. I must be Darren Mackie 

Gay? 

 

 

Nah.. nackered all the time!

I play in defence only because I'm chicken-shit of going forward and taking a bit of responsibility up front. I'm pretty shit in defence too, apart from moments of "nae-bad"ness. Therefore ...

 

I am Tommy Solberg

Sone Aluko.

 

More down to appearance than anything else, but I have also been known to cut inside from the left and have a shot at goal, just like Sone did in Inverness.

I'd probably be Mackie, I give 110% every time, but have a poor first touch but score important goals now and then. I'm also great to have around.

Due to the fact that she sees a lot of Willie and she loves to experiment with different positions, I'm guessing hebrew is Jimmy Calderwood?

 

 

 

(sorry) 

I'm can play anywhere in Midfield (very versatile)

 

Not got any real quality or strengths, but i try really hard and give my all for the team.

 

I'm a good lad, good to have around the place. I'm a bit of a joker (like to put cups of water above the door etc) and i enjoy a good night out with the boys.

 

Hi, my names Derek.

R_S is Willie Miller.