donsdaft

Bringing you back to the meatfest. Just boiled a csulok, fuckin heaven. Tried one last week I got from Aldi's and it was pish, this one is from the local butcher. serve with fresh bread and butter and home boiled beetroot ( not pickled) Nae bad for a Monday

I would just like to add my support to the Fuck off Chocolate Chip Party Yank crap, and let's face it, Yanks don't really know what chocolate is. They can bake mind, no problem there. But leave chocolate to the Belgians, they know best.

She's Welsh I take it? A wee bit too much of her, but then there's a wee bit too much of me. Yes

You're nae getting awa wi that. No chance whatsoever, not even if asked to dance by Claire Grogan. I was behind the bar in Villa's nae on the dunce floor.

Okay, book a place on the bus for donsdaft

Regan's got to go Nobody born in England should EVER get a game for Scotland ( despite the capitals I may in extreme circumstances allow myself to be swayed) If players are of a similar ability then the player who plays in the Scottish league gets priority. ( stuff picking players who sit on the bench for some nonentity of an English second division side) Seriously look at people who play in Scotland outside of fuckin Glasgow. Play at least half of all games outside of Glasgow NEVER EVER wear pink again Lower the fuckin prices so that people can afford to go ( £15 max ought to do it, £5 for kids) I reserve the right to make other demands as I see fit. Then maybe I'll take an interest in international football again

Sounds good I haven't been to The Rock since the early eighties Many cup final weekends, would be a good omen. How's the parking roound about on a Sunday morning?

I'm feeling old this week. I think that Trump election has knocked me back a bit. The poor, victims of right wing politics, voting for even further right wing politics has been tried before.

I got my species back in 92 for distance, now I have to take em off to read! That's a bit short sighted of you.

As for drinking at home, it's a disaster. I drink FAR too much because of it. When I was a youngster " home" was only that half hour between work and the Harriet Bar

Nae one for the sleeping but " my ain bed" calls at a certain time. Nobody ever worried if donsdaft just disapeared. Took a taxi hame fae Elgin twice, twice mind, even though I was staying at a hotel in Elgin at the time. The second time I was at a wedding with the future Mrs Donsdaft 2 I remember waking up in my own bed in Aberdeen, that minute when to try to piece together the evening before, then noooooooo It was a fairly sheepish donsdaft that met her off the Inverness train that afternoon.

Bastard

Have a Simmie min

What is it?

Ten Caat min, I am never ever going to forgive you for reminding me about David Cassidy. I believe you got an entry banned, who was it? No by the way

Sneaked oot efter the second act A'right but nae a patch on la boheme. Anyway, I'm delighted to announce that long legs and extremely short skirts are still very much in vogue with the young female opera goer, and that's the main thing really.

Right, that's my cousin in Australia now. Every bastard Englishman I have ever known has emailed me with this clip

Nah, you just need someone else to shite in a box for you, then send that. I'm sure you could return the favour, everyone has someone they would like to send a box of shite to.

What's happening what's happening?

I was more an Illya Kuryakin man myself but RIP Napoleon Solo

"which i think is red snapper" Haven't they got their own supporters club now or something.

The odd change in the Scottish line up I believe

£300 a year for what would have just been the councils job before they thought up a new scam? Bastards. This brexit crap has pushed up all my bills of course but I am still £70 a month for the building community charge. This covers all repairs to the building including roof etc. Money laid aside to pay for major refurbishment. All cleaning done in the courtyard and stairs etc. All communal electricity for lighting. Door entry system, recently upgraded. Bins sorted, put out, taken in, cleaned, pavement washed down outside the building. Rubbish collected Monday, Wednesday and Friday EVERY week, including Christmas day. All local taxes ( there's nae rates) Insurance to cover any damage to the flat due to leaks from roof etc. ( sore point) A wifie's wages for sorting everything out ( wifie's are better at sorting out tradesmen when things need doing) Diznae cover me for my faulty boiler though

Ach I cannae dae it. I'll go down to the Scottish pub and watch the game. There will probably be English there so I will make an exit if it looks like we are getting humped. I reserve the right to continue supporting the team with the least Englishmen in it for the next game though.

I ken.