donsdaft

Usually manage to stay sober (ish) at Christmas. Don't bother any other time mind you. Christmas eve is the best ( and saddest) day of all, by tomorrow all the melancholy will have disappeared. Merry Christmas to you all

Oh, I just went for a walk in the woods

Where have you been, I've been waiting for you.

Well spotted GB min. I see you've studied the subject. Fake boobs = Gads

eeeeeeeeeeeee It's snowing. Well done Malaga min, good effort all round

Yes they do really. Tomorrow afternoon. Shops and that open until about 13.00 then everyone just disappears. Things will start opening up again on xmas day, I know my favourite local pub is closed tomorrow but open on Sunday.

That's everything bought, so much for giving myself an easy life. Sounds like the sausages could take centre stage. I was a bit worried about them so we tested 3 different versions last night for supper along with far too much beer. I'm reducing it to 2 types but only because the paprika and honey one is too big to just be an extra. So, long thin ( pretty traditional chipolata type) and cocktail size frankfurter things which were bloody lovely from the oven instead of boiled. Hen bought ( still with head) and stored between the double glazing to keep cold. Bloody handy this double glazing, usually keep the drink there when we have a house full for xmas or new year.

Mair likely to be China they pick on. The Yanks are owe them so much money they're bound to pick a fight.

Aye, I thought it might get a few exited. I wonder if he will make it to 20th January

Nae jokes about horn. or Rude Alf However it's definitely a yes from me

Sorry lads, nae yet. Only a matter of time though, any odds going around?

That's great news Now, just get a tough bastard to protect him.

Maybe should be on the babs thread

With a touch of ginger. Not much attracted in my youth I find myself more allured as I get older. I'll start us off with Tiffany Jenkins Definitely not just a face for radio.

Happy solstice to you all

That photo reminds me of why I had a poster of her up on the wall of my first flat. She was a cutie right enough

Christ, that's a long time Malaga min, how low is low?

Only Mr & Mrs Donsdaft this year but that's fine. I've given up on Turkey, no bloody taste at all. I've tried it all from frozen supermarket to butcher to bronze to privately educated. One year, when we lived at the cottage, I even bought one from a bloke who only raised half a dozen birds, still shite. I used to love it when I was a kid so I've stuck with it for traditions sake, but no longer. So, I will buy a hen. Not a chicken but an old boilling fowl. I did this a couple of years ago, 2 hours in the pot and half an hour in the oven, fuckin delicious. All the usual trimmings ( I remembered to take oat meal with me) I will boil a ham as well so no shortage of food. To make my life easier it's fresh fruit salad to start and I will buy a few slices of gateau for pudding.

Hello ladies

Absolutely not

That's better

I'm not sure why we bother, full stop

Booooo

I'd add to this thread but I cannae be arsed.

That'll do me nicely