donsdaft

Job title? Never been a fan of those. Optical Technician originally Now just "The Mannie" I suppose

She should give up the pints of black and tan and go on to a dry white wine. Other than that it's a yes. I might even buy her a pint

He's a nice guy. Gets his specs from me, always ready to talk fitba. Until I suggest we bide at Pittodrie onyway

A common belief, but what you actually like doing is feeding your habit. I won't preach anymore because as an ex smoker I know that ex smokers are the worst in the world for preaching. Just 3 more little words. SMOKERS SMELL DISGUSTING

15 years today since I stopped smoking ( not one puff of anything since) so it's for eating. Lang may your lum reek

I hope she hasn't used superglue. Well, of course I would but are they all the same girl as your avatar?

What sort of shite are you lot watching on TV? ...and don't blame your wives, that's no excuse. Anyway, Danish you say? Awwh the memories. Yes, for old times sake.

mmmm, parcels

Nah It's a yank is it?

Chimney cake

Kurtoskalacs Bloody heaven, that's what it is

Now, who sails with me?

If it's Christmas then it has to be kurtoskalacs. A treat behind door 10

Junkie bastards. Whatever works for you boys. Cold turkey was the only way I could manage. 15 years on Tuesday Mind you I think I've put on half a stone a year since

Never one for tattoos, I ended getting one in Hong Kong. Pished as a fart I got " Lynne" tattood on my arm in Chinese. Years and years before Beckam, Donsdaft. rules okay. (I wasn't married to Lynne at the time, I was married though)

Who the fuck's Eamonn? Aye, I suppose so

That's a bit of an improvement on yesterday.

Malaga min !!! I'm nae eating chocolate today.

Hey Malaga min, you've got to give up these sailor fantasies sometime.

I'm a bit of a mealie expert ( boiled in a hunkie) Basically my grunnie's recipe but I use olive oil insted of melted lard.

I'm nae much for girls dressing up as santa but in this case I'll make an exception. She's a cracker.

Exactly, if they canna be arsed, why should I?

What a whiter.

Well, that makes no sense. One sexual perversion is vilified while another sexual perversion (often the same one) is held up as a lifestyle choice. Basically I don't care about anyone's sexual urges. I really don't care, don't flaunt them around.

Ony bloke who shags a bloke is a poof