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QOTS, the walk between Central and Queen Street was particularly embarrassing.

Shayden Morris’ closing down of the cross for their 4th goal is the footballing equivalent of sunbathing in your back garden while working from home. Cunt’s supposed to be lightning quick.

Dirty fucks have been diving in studs up the entire first half.

I’m guessing it was one of Devlin’s entourage that jumped the gun.

Him and his mates are a bit old for the AberDNA Junior tour are they not?

Interesting choice of kit being used for some e-sports competition…

His age is fine too, in his prime as a defender, you’d get 3 years out of him for a free transfer, not everyone needs to be whored out to Nigel Rovers for a higher return on investment.

You’d think if we were able to get a couple of million for Duk, Benfica would be offering up the next batch of their youngsters on a silver platter.

Aye, now we need to figure out who to appoint once Robson has been snapped up by Chelsea.

Will be interesting to see who they go after, considering we’ve already passed on everyone currently available. Wouldn’t be surprised to see them go for McInnes or Robinson.

“Born in England” is an incredibly simplistic viewpoint to take. We’re looking at players around 18-20 years of age, 18-20 years ago was probably the peak time for freedom of movement in Europe, you’ll have had Scottish parents working all over the place (including England) having kids. My own kids were born overseas and I don’t consider them to be anything other than Scottish. Anyway, if you’re that bothered about the purity of someone’s nationality, surely the origins of their blood is stronger than the geographical location of the hospital they happened to be born in? Unless they don’t sing the anthem loudly enough, then they should be strung up of course.

Fair point, so let’s appoint the manager with experience, success, winning, trophies, etc. Does he have a name?

Perhaps we’re his Forest Green? And even if you do send him off to manage a Cove Rangers or similar and he’s a massive success, you’re still going to say he’s lacking experience at the top level. The only way you ever find out is by giving him a go. It’s no bigger gamble than giving a contract to a Stephen Robinson type, so may as well anoint the Ginger Prince of Pittodrie.

There’s different types of experience though. Glass’s inexperience led to him thinking he could bring the like of Gurr and Gallagher over from the States and tiki taka his way to the Super Bowl. Goodwin’s inexperience meant he had no idea how to carry himself and behave at a club of our stature which led to him alienating just about everybody and focusing more on being perfectly groomed and klarna’d up to his bleached teeth on hugoboss.com Robson has already shown he knows the sort of player you need to grind out results with your backs to the wall, he knows the club inside out, he’s even aware of his own inexperience (hence Agnew). He does however, have experience of being part of a championship team, playing at the highest level and shitehousing his way to 3 points when plan A isn’t working. Ultimately we have invested years worth of time and resources into developing him into a coach that could one day become head coach. It’s difficult to say if he’s at that stage yet but he’s passed every challenge that’s been thrown his way and if we’re going to be the sort of progressive club that attracts up and coming coaches to work at all levels, we really need to give him the chance to succeed (or fail) because there’s no other stand out candidate out there that has any kind of track record of prolonged success or the coveted level of experience.

I think Robson is at the stage now where we have to give him a chance over a longer term, including the chance to recover from any inevitable future dip in form. Anyone else we bring in, unless they have us right up there from the get go, is always going to be unfavourably compared to Robson at every minor set back. Vital we sign Shinnie on a permanent deal at the same time though.

There’s Fiona Bruce “both siding” domestic violence too.

Regarding Rodriguez, this taking his team to the Asian Champions League final then quitting before the final on the odd chance he picks up another job (like a mid-table Scottish league team who have won 1 trophy in almost 30 years) doesn’t sit right with me. It’s a bit shitebaggery.

Wilder taken Watford job until end of the season. Daily Record must have been talking pish.

The article seems to suggest Wilder was physically in Aberdeen to meet Burrows which, assuming I read it correctly, would be a fairly big step forward.

He’s not wrong about point 6 though is he? Dundee United have been a yo-yo club for about 25 years now, relegation isn’t the end of the world for them and they’ll inevitably slither their way back up sooner rather than later.

Is predictable mediocrity what you really want as a football fan though? Let Cormack worry about KPI’s and balancing the books, it’s our job as supporters to have hope and be excited about the unknown. I’d much rather roll the dice and make a risky appointment if it meant an extremely small chance at real glory. Cormack seems to be all about the fan experience, he’s not going to get much success on that front hiring the least shit plodder with SPFL experience.

I won’t claim to have any kind of idea about the standard of the J League or the stature of negotiating the eastern side of the AFC Champions League draw but I would assume the standard is being somewhat overstated if the striker for the team in question is Alex Schalk of Ross County “fame”.

Still not convinced by Coulson. He has a ratio of 50/50 good games to terrible games at best and in his good games he’s still not nearly as effective as an uninjured 35 year old Jonny Hayes.

Problem with Wilder is that any hint of a good run of form is going to see him getting a job back down south almost immediately.