Madbadteacher

What a bunch of (les) Miserables we are!

And the Martians, untapped market there!

I agree with all that's said above, but....................Torres couldna score for Chealski, what fucking chance for anyone to score for us?

C'est la vie?

OK why not make it you LOSE money if you don't field youngsters? £2500 fine per game for every player overage (max of 3)?

So...excuse? Season start too early/late? UEFA hat the hun for sectarianism? Malmo's goal was offside? Sally is crap? Rankers only raise their game against Aberdeen? It's the SFA?

As I'm pretty sure a lot of us said at the time it was never ever gonna be £1M. The board, again, bent over and took it up the arse! Mind you I'm sure their view would be "....well he got injured and would've been worth fuck all...."

We couldn't score in a brothel. Can we be the first ever team to finish on 0 goals?

Here we goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should go back to black and gold stripes and white shorts!

We'll be 1st. Lemon's squad is already tired, and Sally is a twat, so destiny is in Brown's hand!

Glasgow?

Ach, skint for the bigots is a fuckload of money for the rest of clubs in Scotland combined! Cunts!

Hope Solo for the dons!

I'd be delighted if Dazzler stayed for his whole career here! We all know if he goes to Falkirk (or wherever) he'll be a goal machine

Hangover 1 was pish, I want those 2 hours of my life back , 2 could only be even "badder"

Who?

"Where did that sheep go?"

So 5 this season means he'll hit 20! Or did he mean in ONE season?

My heroes? Miller, Harper, Graham, Buchan, Robb, Jarvie...............I'll be the one wi the zimmer

In/Oot: Oot Pre Match: Asleep Match: Here, listening online, maybe a feed of the game (?) Post Match: Probably going to have to do some fucking gardening Prediction:Here we go, here we go, here we go......a stuniing win, Arnason to get booked, Mackie hat-trick

Even on yank TV they seemed to be rooting for him and not Mickelson or Fowler or Johnson

I could do with some Hope for this season

Hignett was a total cunt! Only came cos he thought there might be some glory, as soon as he realised that there wasnae he made every excuse uder the sun the fuck off back to a big wage daaahn sarff! His wagwe demands set the level for others and is one of the reasons we were/are right-royally fucked up financially

Wish I had shares in Guinness right now