Nellie The Don

Spot on, mate. What I wouldn't give for a Paul Sheerin, Stevie Tosh and (even) Andy Dow these days. Average players who put in a shift and looked like they cared. Mark Kerr, Charlie Mulgrew, Gary MacDonald, and any of the rest of you who might be reading (not that any of you will be), you aren't fit to shine their boots, and they were SHITE! Think about THAT when you're on the dole, waiting for some English division one team to miraculously notice how much they need you.

Best Game - Hearts 3-0 Worst Game - Raith away Player of the season - Foster, somewhat by default Best Youngster - Pawlett Worst / Most disappointing - Mark Kerr Highlight - The promise of the 3 youngsters Lowlight - The entire downward spiral from January on Confidence for next season - 4.5

It is unlikely, but we can still go down. We need another point to be mathematically unreachable. Saturday, 24 April 2010 Falkirk 2-0 Hamilton St Johnstone 2-0 Aberdeen St Mirren 1-0 Kilmarnock Saturday, 1 May 2010 Aberdeen 0-2 Hamilton Falkirk 2-0 St Mirren Kilmarnock 1-0 St Johnstone Wednesday, 5 May 2010 Aberdeen 0-1 Kilmarnock Falkirk 2-0 St Johnstone Hamilton 0-1 St Mirren Saturday, 8 May 2010 Kilmarnock 1-0 Falkirk St Johnstone 1-1 Hamilton St Mirren 2-0 Aberdeen PldGDPts7St Johnstone38-5468Hamilton38-12439St Mirren38-113810Kilmarnock38-193811Falkirk38-203712Aberdeen38-2137

Eugene would be... died! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8602512.stm Nobody had him though, I think.

I don't follow. You would expect to pay... Less?... More?

Draw a wage.

Nellie rounds the keeper and rolls the ball towards the empty net... http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6273ZB20100308 ... Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll!

These puns are corny.

I look forward to the day things turn sour between Mad Vlad and him. Hopefully that'll be the last we hear of him.

:rofl2: Based on the 12 people that turned up in Glasgow?

Ian Black is an odious little shite. Here's hoping he got his nose broken.

How much do flares cost these days?

They weren't the best, but given some of the performances from officials in the last few years, last nights wasn't really noticeably bad in the scheme of things.

Or in your case, about 40 squares behind that.

Just in. Vast improvement from Aberdeen in terms of effort as compared to the weekend. Probably a fair result on the balance of play. Duff's two missed chances could have nicked it for us, but given that they were all over us for a good 25 minutes after their first, it would probably have been harsh on them. Not that I am criticising Duff, I have to say, as I think his introduction brought us back into the match by giving us that bit of presence in midfield we needed. Overall, a fine evenings entertainment. I'm giving it 7/10.

Wow. That was much more difficult. A lot of good players there. I went with Hignett, Bett, Jess, Miller. Don't ask me to justify that, though. If I started again I'd likely pick an entirely different 4.

Today was terrible. Heartless and gutless. Second to every ball, the team only seemed to realise they were in the midst of a football game once Zander came on. Pray god he is made captain for the rest of the season. I celebrated like mad when we got the equaliser but, on retrospect, I feel a bit dirty about that. We (the team AND the support) deserved precisely fuck all.

Wow. Not childish. Not at all.

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/preview/0,16374,1862_5920302,00.html Supposedly, according to the article, but with out a question certainly not Sone Aluko. Any ideas?

in/oot: In Pre-match: train, pub Match: Away end Post Match: Away hem, hemmed Prediction: Comfortable win.

You should get the P&J to cover it. You could get a nice shot of a bunch of clowns handing the forms over at reception, with MiniJC hiding behind a banner, made out of post-it notes, saying 'Your Manager Works at MacDonalds'. That's be just sthuper.