Nellie The Don

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3 if you include the one you'll have during the gig.

Grinderman in September at the Barrowland. Tickets on sale Friday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DGr9xAVm8

Partly 'I don't, it's just an excuse to get pished with mates.' Partly 'I'm a sad-act and have nothing better to do.' and Partly Other I got in to supporting Aberdeen because of my dad. I had a season ticket when I was 9 years old and went with him every week. I love football to the point of obsession (possibly a little less in the last few years as i have found other things to be goodly, also). Despite growing up in the north-east, I no longer consider it home, and I have no affiliation to Aberdeen, nor do I even particularly like the city. Edinburgh is my home, and the city I love. If I had got in to football as an adult, rather than a youngster, I probably wouldn't be a don. However, that just isn't how it works so a dandy I am and a dandy I will always be.

Oh well now that is a surprise, isn't it?... That you, of all posters, would turn out to be one of those people who having concluded that their life is a bit shit and that they probably don't have the capacity to make it any better, decide instead to make everyone else a little bit more miserable. I hope you go to East London and they fuck you up, and then it happens all over again when the police come in to mop up. Dickhead.

Bless you.

If they continue to play this badly, the Chris Anderson would do the job.

Me too.

Alas and, indeed, alack. Eat my goal, moose-fucker.

BACK OF THE NET! http://entertainment.stv.tv/showbiz/175181-oldest-woman-dies/

Spot on, mate. What I wouldn't give for a Paul Sheerin, Stevie Tosh and (even) Andy Dow these days. Average players who put in a shift and looked like they cared. Mark Kerr, Charlie Mulgrew, Gary MacDonald, and any of the rest of you who might be reading (not that any of you will be), you aren't fit to shine their boots, and they were SHITE! Think about THAT when you're on the dole, waiting for some English division one team to miraculously notice how much they need you.

Best Game - Hearts 3-0 Worst Game - Raith away Player of the season - Foster, somewhat by default Best Youngster - Pawlett Worst / Most disappointing - Mark Kerr Highlight - The promise of the 3 youngsters Lowlight - The entire downward spiral from January on Confidence for next season - 4.5

It is unlikely, but we can still go down. We need another point to be mathematically unreachable. Saturday, 24 April 2010 Falkirk 2-0 Hamilton St Johnstone 2-0 Aberdeen St Mirren 1-0 Kilmarnock Saturday, 1 May 2010 Aberdeen 0-2 Hamilton Falkirk 2-0 St Mirren Kilmarnock 1-0 St Johnstone Wednesday, 5 May 2010 Aberdeen 0-1 Kilmarnock Falkirk 2-0 St Johnstone Hamilton 0-1 St Mirren Saturday, 8 May 2010 Kilmarnock 1-0 Falkirk St Johnstone 1-1 Hamilton St Mirren 2-0 Aberdeen PldGDPts7St Johnstone38-5468Hamilton38-12439St Mirren38-113810Kilmarnock38-193811Falkirk38-203712Aberdeen38-2137

Eugene would be... died! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8602512.stm Nobody had him though, I think.

I don't follow. You would expect to pay... Less?... More?

Draw a wage.

Nellie rounds the keeper and rolls the ball towards the empty net... http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6273ZB20100308 ... Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll!

These puns are corny.

I look forward to the day things turn sour between Mad Vlad and him. Hopefully that'll be the last we hear of him.

:rofl2: Based on the 12 people that turned up in Glasgow?

Ian Black is an odious little shite. Here's hoping he got his nose broken.