Nellie The Don

I've read this at least 7 or 8 times now, and still don't understand the last two thirds. All the words seem to be English, but beyond that I'm at a loss. Is anyone able to translate or otherwise shed some light on the ramblings?

Fixed.

August 29th : Henry Rollins September 28th : Grinderman October 23rd : Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip October 24th : Yeasayer November 26th : The National Ooft! It's a gig-alanche!

I don't think they're big on voting in China.

Purgatory Park

I do love this time of year.

Seeing as we can't seem to attract any real players, is it time for McGhee to turn his attentions to the imaginary market?

Blast from the past.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY...

Gone to the great big michelin five star in the sky. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10301459.stm

Tattie fucking bye, you won't be missed.

Me too. He's consistently been the most dedicated player to the club over the last ten years, despite taking the lion's share of the criticism. I hope he gets a big name opposition and a big crowd.

Worth a look? Possible Mulgrew replacement.

Superstar Tradesman rounds the keeper... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10193286.stm

He was overlooked? Odds would have been short on him, too.

Wow. You're like a cartoon. A parody of every over-opinionated taxi driver I've ever had to listen to. In my mind, you look a bit like this:

:(

3 if you include the one you'll have during the gig.

Grinderman in September at the Barrowland. Tickets on sale Friday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DGr9xAVm8

Partly 'I don't, it's just an excuse to get pished with mates.' Partly 'I'm a sad-act and have nothing better to do.' and Partly Other I got in to supporting Aberdeen because of my dad. I had a season ticket when I was 9 years old and went with him every week. I love football to the point of obsession (possibly a little less in the last few years as i have found other things to be goodly, also). Despite growing up in the north-east, I no longer consider it home, and I have no affiliation to Aberdeen, nor do I even particularly like the city. Edinburgh is my home, and the city I love. If I had got in to football as an adult, rather than a youngster, I probably wouldn't be a don. However, that just isn't how it works so a dandy I am and a dandy I will always be.

Oh well now that is a surprise, isn't it?... That you, of all posters, would turn out to be one of those people who having concluded that their life is a bit shit and that they probably don't have the capacity to make it any better, decide instead to make everyone else a little bit more miserable. I hope you go to East London and they fuck you up, and then it happens all over again when the police come in to mop up. Dickhead.

Bless you.

If they continue to play this badly, the Chris Anderson would do the job.

Me too.