Nellie The Don

As my friend Jimmy Pineapple would say : "Case Fucking Closed!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-uo9mcgqik

One of our rivals is going to be without an important player for a long time. Surely this is a good thing, no?

http://www.donstalk.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=81

Is this better for you, mizer?

Couldn't they find you a speaking part?

Chris Clark?

This. Also competent enough at full-back where we are, too say the least, a bit short.

Where did you hear this?

Bondage?

We're going to get rogered?

I'd have him at Aberdeen in a minute. I don't give a shite if he's a wee ned, he's a cracking player.

How can anyone be homesick for Birmingham? It's a total shithole.

"It was one of the easier cup finals we've played in."

I don't understand what you were saying about Vujadinovic potentially replacing Diamond, who isn't playing, nor was he on Saturday.

Fit aboot Folly?

Entirely harsh. Young has done nothing to deserve such derision. He is far too easy a target for the typically lazy minded dons fan who takes glee in whinging about non-flair players who do their job and give their all for little or no accolade. See Darren Mackie, Brian Grant and Brian Irvine

Nigel Pepper. Game over, thread locked.

Maguire

Didn't you hear? We're boycotting the cunts.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-huh. Willie McKay : Steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! Steve Kean : Mmm? Willie McKay : Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve Kean : What do you want? Willie McKay : STEVE! Steve Kean : WHAT? Willie McKay : Chris Maguires pretty good, isn't he? Steve Kean : Mmm? Sure, Willie. Whatever. Fine. News International : Blackburn swoop for Maguire.

And then they go into teaching and the whole sorry mess repeats itself.

For the love of fuck, please don't.

Dear fucking god. Turn off your computer and go and do something useful would you, please?